Courage of Conviction

Yes I am back from my long leave and things had somehow settled down for me. A lot had happened since I was away. Another scoutmaster who is close to me went home to the lord. So is another scholarship mate who is in the same college as me. Somehow I felt that life is really fragile. I am going to graduate soon. Results will be out soon and I will see if stopping my blogging activities does really help. The best part? I am employed right after my finals. Actually it should be before as I had confirmed. So what about the cup holder thing? That you will know soon. There is this auntie in the office(not my current office) who is the tea lady and the boss saw her being so lonely and asked me to set her up with a computer so she could spend her time better. Well the setting up part also means I am going to be her personal trainer to train her on how to use it. Anyways down with the training on how to on and go online and stuff then I am back to my work. 2 days after that, she called me from...

With the coming Christmas nearing, everyone wants a present. No matter if you have been a bad boy or a good one, you still hope for a present right? Yeah I know at times bribes doesn't work and some waited for years here . No frowns for this Christmas as you are getting all the presents. Here is what you need:- - A pair of socks - A rubber shoes - A hair dryer - Yourself of course - Time(You have about less than a month now which is more than enough) - And lastly Santa himself of course Here is what you do:- Wear the socks. Then wear the shoes. Go for a jog say about 20 minutes. Dry the socks after your jog using the hair dryer(yes don't wash it). Repeat process everyday till Christmas. And now the final step, hang the socks for your present. You will see father Christmas on the floor when you wake up with the bag of presents all for you. Note: I am not gonna be responsible in the event of the death of Santa on Christmas ok? Neither will I be held responsible for anyth...

This blog idea is stuck in my head for the past whole day after the train ride where announcements are made frequently over the loudspeaker and the noisy neighbors at 2.30 in the morning gave me the headache which made this idea stuck so I decided to blog about this. Imagine you are on the plane when you hear this:- "Good morning ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking welcoming you on board our airline. We apologize for the 4 days delay in taking off owing to bad weather and some overtime I had put in the Bar. This is Flight 123 to the US. Landing in US is not a guarantee but we will end up somewhere in the west. And if Lady Luck is with us, we may even be landing on your village farm. Our airline has an excellent record for safety. In fact our safety standards are so high that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us. It is with pleasure that I announce that starting this year, over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination safe or otherwise. For thos...

After the last innocent kid post here , here is another one. Well kids does says the darnest things but in Malaysia, you never know. LoL! A small kid and his dad were walking on the street whan they saw two dogs having sex. The small kid asked his father "Daddy, what are they doing?" *pointing at the dogs The dad said, "Oh! They are making a puppy". A few days later, the small kid walks in on his parents having sex. The small kid says "Daddy, what are you doing?" The dad replied, "Making a baby here." Guess what the kid say now? The kid said "Hmmmm, can you please flip Mommy around? I'd rather have a puppy instead!"

Warning! This post may be offensive to some people. Read at your own risk. A friend asked me this question over msn. I didn't give it much of a thinking when I am so bloody busy with my assignment and now when I am done with the first of the series of assignment in the next coming 2 weeks, I started to remember his question. So now that I have remembered, I started to give it a thought. Say you are on this island stuck with an ugly fat lady. Okok! I know you guys are sensitive to the word "FAT". SO lets just assume she is fat fleshy ok? So you are one guy who can get all the girls you want in the city but too bad, now you are in the island stuck with miss fleshy. To make matters worse, there is nothing edible or drinkable save for the salty sea water on the island and the next time someone is going to pass by that place in say 2 months. Then the lady came with an offer, do her everytime you need food. Hey even a fat lady has needs ok? Still normal human right? Have emoti...

Ok someone bugged me about posting the continuation of this. Okok! No more bugging already. I will post. The comments here needs some thinking actually and I am busy with my life right now. So I don't know where the next part would be out. Anyway if you are new here, read Part1 , Part2 , Part3 and Part4 first. Level 17 Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't (i wouldn't blog! oops I just did) Made a Prank Phone Call ("hello. handsome you need ah gua service anot?". You better hang up when the guy on the other end says yes) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose (after you got punched and ribena starts flowing out. good also ma. can make more ribena drink) Kissed In The Rain (listen to the piano music count?) Level 18 Written A Letter To Santa Claus (you mean the one that raba kids in supermarket?) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About (why must be sun again? can't be moon mea?) Blown Bubbles (with saliva a...

I left home early today due to the lack of rest. Yes I was in the computer lab doing my work and I saved all my assignments in my pendrive so I could continue my work at home. I always remember to unplug my pendrive whenever I leave the workstations. Now guess what happened? Let the picture do the talking. Notice something wrong? No right? That's why I didn't notice either. Now have a closer look. See it already? Just in case you are dumb enough, the whole pendrive with the chip is gone left/stuck at the workstation while I only took the cover home. Die. All my assignments are in there and this Fri would be the dateline of one of them. I really don't know what to do now. Sigh. Would the kind soul who manage to see my pendrive please return it to me or at least don't take it ok? else I am screwed big time. Yes I am already scared shit right now. Imagine months of work gone just like that in a snap. This is a time for facepalm.... Moral of the story? Don't use cheap C...

So you guys know what the heck I am doing behind the scenes before you guys start complaining that I didn't update this blog. My msn status! Kellaw: Kellaw.blogspot.com...Ass..SIGH...ment!! Duedates - 22, 29 May & 5, 8, 9, 10 June. Presentation 10 June Self explanatory ain't it? Anyway thanks guys for the support. I have seen an increase of female readers thanks to a few friends. Please help me promote more laughter to your friends yeah? My old entries are funny if you haven't read them yet. I hope I can at least write an article by tomorrow so you guys don't get so bored ok?

I am sure everyone wants to get rich at one point of their life. Yes I am sure it's a dream everyone dreamt of. Even the beggar on the streets does hope that he or she would be rich one day and no longer need to suffer the life they are in. We are not much of a difference here. You want to know the secret to become rich? Okla. Before that, I know it's my fault that I didn't update for such a long time. Sorry lo. Many things happened during the duration that I am away. My laptop charger died followed by my battery. Things went worse from there. Anyway someone some panda wearing specs blowed(chui in cantonese) to update liao. Have to lo. Else all my readers run liao how right? Then I no money to makan roti liao. This has to be a short one because I have no ideas because my head is full of other things which gave me frequent migrains and sleepless nights. So here it is, the secret to become rich and yes I had to start with a story. A young man asked an old rich man how he mad...

Note: Yes this is another bus station saga sequel but it's a funny one. While waiting for the bus today, I realized something really funny. Stop staring at the picture will you? Where do you find pigs in KL running around getting humped by a dog. If you don't stop staring I will get my dog to hump you instead. hahaha. Ok back to the story. I saw the condition below. More like it right? Then there was this mother who was bringing her son to school waiting for a bus. The son asked the mum, "Mummy, what are the 2 doggie doing? The mum had a look and was shocked so she answered her son, "They are just chatting. You know mummy always hug daddy and chat on the sofa? Dogs don't have sofa so they hug each other and chat". Now comes the fun part. An European guy passed by and snooped listened to the mother and son conversation. He just tap at the small kid and tell him, "Your mummy is lying to you." The boy then turned to his mum and looked at her. She quic...

Yes, murders are committed at the bus stop and the killers scooted free there after. What is worse is that these murderers kill their victims slowly torturing them to their death. I think this situation will continue to be worse because no one would bother to nab these murderers. All these murders happen right under our eyes. So what can we do? Sit there and wait for another murderer to pass by and kill us all or do something for a change? Are we going to be a civilized society or what? Before you guys hammer my head asking which murder and which news station, newspaper or tv showed the murder, I am telling you that it's not a murder where someone get a gun at the back of your head and proceed to empty a whole magazine of bullets into your head. Nor is it a murderer who comes to you with a knife to end you up in a bloody mess. I am talking about those smoking murderers. You may ask why I call them murderers. "Isn’t it too sarcastic to call them murderers?" says one of my...

With the recent Easter passed by to commemorate Jesus's death and rise and the news I read yesterday which says Malaysian pilgrim and missionaries(no la not that sex position ok?) being barred from entering Israel to Jerusalem(Malaysians are barred but the pilgrims can always get special permit to enter. Yes this is something a lot doesn't know). So I came up with this new joke. No pun intended for those religious extremists ok? It's just for laughs. A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told him, "You can have her shipped home for USD5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for just USD150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker was surprised and asked, "Why? Why would you spend USD5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be great to be buried in the HolyLand and also so much cheaper ...

Here is something meaningful I would like to share with you guys. Someone sent this to me but I just can't recall who. Look I have short term memory loss from all the stress I am under lately.