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Blogger United

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I am gonna share with you guys this site. It's named Blogger United or more commonly known as BU. OkOk I will just cut the crap and go straight to the point or I will end up writing an essay over it. I am supposed to put up this post up yesterday if not for the rain which left me soaking wet down to the underwear. I had to run to avoid getting more wet (proven by mythbusters) and end up having a cramp feet. Then blogspot had been giving me trouble to upload pictures. Having a cramp isn't good you know. No I am not talking about the once a month cramp here you hamsap fellas. Having the cramp is already bad. Needing to stand all the way in KTM and climb over a gate with that cramped leg does it no better good. So I think I hurt the muscle and hopefully it's not a muscle tear. It's still bloody painfull that I am wearing sports show to work today which looks odd. So what's about BU? Well. It's been some time where I am part of this blogger social network site(about...

Do you love women? Funny reads

Note :- This post is written with permission from my friend. I found it funny but at the same time felt sorry for my friend. So this is post is dedicated to you(not going to mention the name here). Cheer up man. No matter what happens, better days are yet to come. My friend called me out for lunch in the office last week and he bought 2 cans of beer and a bottle of vodka. He very well know I don't drink so he finished it. I felt there must be something wrong and asked him about it. (come on. if I still don't know something is wrong with him when he start to down the whole bottle then there must be something wrong with me right?) Me : Wow! you must have had a really bad day. Drink less la. If not later how to drive? Him : Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay. The next day he called again and bought the same drinks. I asked him what the problem was that day and he answered back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" Today he came ...

New type of Jigsaw Puzzle..Wuahahaha

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Note : - I edited this story from the joke my friend sent me. Hope it will be funnier after the editing. Ah Beng gets a phone call from Ah Lian(Biawak Mui). "Beng ah," says Biawak Mui, "I got big big big problem le." "What problem?" replies Beng "I buy jigsaw puzzle from supermarket and it's too hard for me le. None of the pieces fit together, and I can't find any edges. Now I cannot sleep liao because I can't finish this puzzle. Can help or not?" "What picture lai de?" asks Beng "It's a picture of a big chicken," Biawak Mui replies. Beng says, "Okla, Biawak Mui, I come over now and try help you see can or not la. I don't want you ask me for medication money because you cannot sleep later" He gets to Biawak Mui's house and Biawak Mui opens the door. "Oh thanks for coming Beng." She leads Beng into the kitchen and shows him the Jigsaw Puzzle on the kitchen table. Beng looks at the Jig...

Doctors Visit. I am pregnant!!! WTF??

Lol. I wonder how many idiots will fall for this when I say I am pregnant. For goodness sake if guys can go pregnant, I dread to think what will happen to this world. Was at the hospital doing my mandatory service hours a while ago and the topic title is what I heard a woman speaking over the phone to whoever is on the other line and then the following conversation is heard next to the room. Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked the other child. "I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger." When he heard this, the other child started to cry too. "Why are you crying then?" I asked. "I'm here for a urine test." Wuahahaha. Later sure be willieless boy liao

I nearly choked on my milo on this one

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Warning: Do not hold your beverages or even worse, drink them while reading this blog. I wouldn't be responsible if you choke yourself to death over your tau fu fah while reading my blog. I was drinking my milo in office when I receive this from a friend. My monitor nearly become the victim of milo spray. The story(retold in my own new words) is what nearly killed my monitor and covered the girl in front of me with milo. A police forensic officer in charge homicide case arrive at a scene of what appears to be a suicide scene. 3 beautiful lady apparently jumped from the top of this very high building. Upon checking on then, the officer realized that one of them is still breathing. He went over asd asked "Why would such a beautiful lady like you 3 would want to commit suicide anyway?" The lady answered "We were trying out our maxi pad with wings" To the ladies out there, don't wack me for this ok? I am just sharing what my friend send me.

Aisehman. Kena award tag pula!!!

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Usually I don't tag others to avoid getting tagged back. It's just like chain letters. So I am gonna minimize the damage. So here goes.. I received this award from BIAWAK . It’s the Proximidade award with this message attached to it : This blog invests and believes the PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time and relationships! These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award. so I am giving this award to the 8 very fortunate unfortunate blogger as follow:- biawak (They never say you can't send this favor back to the sender right?) lipas (The one who started this) 3.8 inci (Sharing is caring right?) BL Joe (Nola no...

The four basic types of chain letters

Since swift(Yes. The half half) brought up the story about how annoying can chain letters be, here is something interesting. I have come to a conclusion that there are 4 major types of chain letters. Chain Letter Type 1: Make a wish please!!! Really, go on and make one now la!!! Oh please,she/he'll never go out with you so stop dreaming!!! wish something else!!! Not that, you pervert!! Is your finger getting tired yet? STOP, DAMMIT!!!! Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to a certain number of people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of poo. It's true! Because, you know, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! I put a curse on this email and it's transferred to you. Really!!! Here's how it goes. Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sen...
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