Courage of Conviction

As some of you know, I am at Penang the past few days and haven't been getting any good rest since my arrival. I had been really busy that I didn't even have the time to blog here. Getting less than 4 hours of sleep daily to those who may know me would know that I would turn grumpy easily. Heck you don't want to disturb me when I am grumpy. Yes the worse is I will turn green and tell you "You don't want to make me angry!" like below. So there was this guy asking me something while I was overloaded with stress rushing my report. Below is the conversation between us. Guy : Hey, you know fastest way go to hospital anot? Me : Just walk straight from here and turn right at the first junction. Walk straight till you see the hospital. Guy : Far anot? Me : 30 minutes walk Guy : Har!!! So far ar? Me : Take taxi lo Guy : Taxi so expensive lea Me : ...Take a bus lo(Getting fed up and the temperature of my head is approaching boiling point) Guy : Bus have to wait very lon...

Identical twins escape death penalty KUALA LUMPUR: A pair of identical twins was acquitted and discharged by the High Court here Friday of drug trafficking because of difficulty in identifying which of the two was in possession of the drugs five years ago. Justice Zaharah Ibrahim, who described the case as unique, said that although R. Sathis Raj and R. Sabarish Raj, 27, looked alike and had identical DNA, which made it difficult to differentiate between them, there was no doubt that one of them was the culprit. ”My job, as required by the law, is to determine whether the prosecution has succeeded in establishing a prima facie against the two accused. In this case, both are identical twins. ”Arresting officer Chief Inspector N. Sekaran, when identifying the first twin, was sceptical, but when asked by counsel, said that he needed some time and yet was still not so sure when identifying the first twin. ”A member in the arresting team, Kpl Mohamad Sidek Paiman, at first could not identif...

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. . .... ....... .......... ............. 10. They have breasts.(or ...you should know what I am going to say here) Wuahahaha! Sorry guys. I know this is a lame and short one but I just came back from Pangkor and I am dead tired. Still need to rush my report.

You know who you are. You can hide in Maple Story but you can't hide for long. Do respect other peoples ideas ok? Come out with your own jokes and not take what I bloody wrote here. I am giving you a final warning. Don't make me go after you and let everyone know that you are a parasite and make you lose face. KNNMCCB!!!

Yes this is another heaven story. Sorry la guys. I got too religiously infected by the Mitch Albom book on The 5 people you meet in heaven. Three guys died. Yes I mean they died. I always kill them in my writings, don't you guys notice? And the numbers of idiots who dies are always 3 lol. So lets go back to the story then. They finally got to the pearly gates after they got killed by Kellaw(Yes I am ganas. I killed them with my laptop) St. Peter so kesian them then go to the gates to meet them and said, "I want you guys to know that you guys are forgiven because you're here(after being killed by Kellaw violently. Wuahahaahah!!). Before I could let you guys into Heaven, I have to ask you some questions. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get here in heaven and you have to have a car because Heaven is so big!" Handsome Peter ask the first guy. Okok. Not handsome Peter. Old Peter then. "How long were you married?" He answered "24 years." ...

An obese 300kg man went to see a doctor with complains of chest pain and was ordered to lose at least 75 kg or risk dying of heart attack. As he wondered how the heck he would ever be able to do it, he came across an advertisement in the newspaper for a "GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM". "Garenti. Ya light!" he say in disbelieve but being desperate already, he called them up and subscribed the 3-day/10kg weight loss program. The next day there's a knock on his door and when he answers, a 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes with a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After he is satisfied and done with her, he thinks to himself, "I like the way dis company do bisnes ...

Note :- This post is dedicated to 3.8. Moral of the story in the end. No I am not going to start my story with "Long long time ago in a kingdom far far away" even if it's a fairy tale. So here it is. There once was this guy that couldn't get laid because he had a 25-inch long you know what! Still don't know? Check inside the pants of your dad or boyfriend or if you are a guy, check your own pants la. Check whether it's still there or not because you seems to have left your brains somewhere. If brains can be left somewhere, that thing also can go missing. Wuahahaha!!! After being so hungry(not the stomach hungry la for goodness sake), he decides he has to get it shortened. He goes to the local doctor and says, "Loctor, You leally leally leed to help me dis time. No ah lian will ever sleep with me because I hab a 25 inch thing. I leed to get it shorter" After a few minutes intense examination, the doctor delivers the bad news. "Look man, I'm s...