Note : - I edited this story from the joke my friend sent me. Hope it will be funnier after the editing. Ah Beng gets a phone call from Ah Lian(Biawak Mui). "Beng ah," says Biawak Mui, "I got big big big problem le." "What problem?" replies Beng "I buy jigsaw puzzle from supermarket and it's too hard for me le. None of the pieces fit together, and I can't find any edges. Now I cannot sleep liao because I can't finish this puzzle. Can help or not?" "What picture lai de?" asks Beng "It's a picture of a big chicken," Biawak Mui replies. Beng says, "Okla, Biawak Mui, I come over now and try help you see can or not la. I don't want you ask me for medication money because you cannot sleep later" He gets to Biawak Mui's house and Biawak Mui opens the door. "Oh thanks for coming Beng." She leads Beng into the kitchen and shows him the Jigsaw Puzzle on the kitchen table. Beng looks at the Jig...
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Myhorng, if you know how much I am being paid now, you would have cried. I am not joking when I say I am having bread for the past week. They haven't bloody pay me yet till today.
May you have a great year.
:)
Kai Lee - Thought you will just forget about me and not reply me at all lol.
ps: You know, my husband also almost like you... some clients really make us damn tulan...payment delay til upset our budget! KANASAI...try cook rice and eggs la... eat bread only, where can full?
Mine I am not boss ma. so no delay in budget. but the malay gal still on leave. no money how to buy rice and eggs? roti and pipe water enough la. better than drink lake water and eat grass ma. hahahaha
...Proceeds to silently shift working place again. Wuahahaha....