Don't take the risk
With the recent Easter passed by to commemorate Jesus's death and rise and the news I read yesterday which says Malaysian pilgrim and missionaries(no la not that sex position ok?) being barred from entering Israel to Jerusalem(Malaysians are barred but the pilgrims can always get special permit to enter. Yes this is something a lot doesn't know). So I came up with this new joke. No pun intended for those religious extremists ok? It's just for laughs. A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told him, "You can have her shipped home for USD5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for just USD150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker was surprised and asked, "Why? Why would you spend USD5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be great to be buried in the HolyLand and also so much cheaper ...
