Showing posts from May, 2009

Happy couple's weddings, anyone?

Well yesterday was the first time I wrapped a wedding gift for someone. Yes, I don't usually do this but well, it looks ok right? Not bad la for someone who doesn't wrap gifts. Hahaha. Okok now don't you guys come running after me for your wedding gifts to be wrapped ok? Trust me when I say you couldn't afford my service now that I am still busy preparing my assignments and finals. Anyway the following video is dedicated to the newly weds. Listen to it and look at the video. It's meaningful. Talking about marriages, ever have those old aunties asking you when are you getting married or something of that sorts? Do you find the question buggy and it's like a fly hovering all around you? This gets worse when the newly weds is of the same age as you. You would be put into pressure of answering that question. My standard answer? "Auntie, I am still studying la. Not thinking of getting someone pregnant so I can carry my child for my finals!". Yet time in tim

Rules of survival?

Warning! This post may be offensive to some people. Read at your own risk. A friend asked me this question over msn. I didn't give it much of a thinking when I am so bloody busy with my assignment and now when I am done with the first of the series of assignment in the next coming 2 weeks, I started to remember his question. So now that I have remembered, I started to give it a thought. Say you are on this island stuck with an ugly fat lady. Okok! I know you guys are sensitive to the word "FAT". SO lets just assume she is fat fleshy ok? So you are one guy who can get all the girls you want in the city but too bad, now you are in the island stuck with miss fleshy. To make matters worse, there is nothing edible or drinkable save for the salty sea water on the island and the next time someone is going to pass by that place in say 2 months. Then the lady came with an offer, do her everytime you need food. Hey even a fat lady has needs ok? Still normal human right? Have emoti

132 silly things done? With a twist of course Part 5

Ok someone bugged me about posting the continuation of this. Okok! No more bugging already. I will post. The comments here needs some thinking actually and I am busy with my life right now. So I don't know where the next part would be out. Anyway if you are new here, read Part1 , Part2 , Part3 and Part4 first. Level 17 Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't (i wouldn't blog! oops I just did) Made a Prank Phone Call ("hello. handsome you need ah gua service anot?". You better hang up when the guy on the other end says yes) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose (after you got punched and ribena starts flowing out. good also ma. can make more ribena drink) Kissed In The Rain (listen to the piano music count?) Level 18 Written A Letter To Santa Claus (you mean the one that raba kids in supermarket?) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About (why must be sun again? can't be moon mea?) Blown Bubbles (with saliva a

Exam cheaters get owned

One of my group mate had a bad hungover and was unable to come to class today. That fella practically got wasted after the drinking session which ended at 3 in the morning with him barely able to stand what more walk. He has to be dragged all the way home. Anyway it reminds me of this joke which 3 idiots partied whole night before their test. They were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan and yes it's a genius one. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the exam invigilator and said that they had gone to an out of town wedding last night and on their return journey, one of the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back so they were in no condition to appear for the test. Yes there are some provisions for people who couldn't attend exams for the "most outstanding reasons" a.k.a valid r

I am officially FUCKED!!!

I left home early today due to the lack of rest. Yes I was in the computer lab doing my work and I saved all my assignments in my pendrive so I could continue my work at home. I always remember to unplug my pendrive whenever I leave the workstations. Now guess what happened? Let the picture do the talking. Notice something wrong? No right? That's why I didn't notice either. Now have a closer look. See it already? Just in case you are dumb enough, the whole pendrive with the chip is gone left/stuck at the workstation while I only took the cover home. Die. All my assignments are in there and this Fri would be the dateline of one of them. I really don't know what to do now. Sigh. Would the kind soul who manage to see my pendrive please return it to me or at least don't take it ok? else I am screwed big time. Yes I am already scared shit right now. Imagine months of work gone just like that in a snap. This is a time for facepalm.... Moral of the story? Don't use cheap C


So you guys know what the heck I am doing behind the scenes before you guys start complaining that I didn't update this blog. My msn status! Kellaw:!! Duedates - 22, 29 May & 5, 8, 9, 10 June. Presentation 10 June Self explanatory ain't it? Anyway thanks guys for the support. I have seen an increase of female readers thanks to a few friends. Please help me promote more laughter to your friends yeah? My old entries are funny if you haven't read them yet. I hope I can at least write an article by tomorrow so you guys don't get so bored ok?

Sleep deprived

Yes I am tired but yet I couldn't sleep at all. This is one of those times which I wish I could empty several dozens of whole magazine of bullets on the scoreboard. I will not be updating my blog for some time after this as I would be busy but please do bear with me. I am already having an average of 3 hours of sleep daily. You don't want me dead do you?

How to become RICH

I am sure everyone wants to get rich at one point of their life. Yes I am sure it's a dream everyone dreamt of. Even the beggar on the streets does hope that he or she would be rich one day and no longer need to suffer the life they are in. We are not much of a difference here. You want to know the secret to become rich? Okla. Before that, I know it's my fault that I didn't update for such a long time. Sorry lo. Many things happened during the duration that I am away. My laptop charger died followed by my battery. Things went worse from there. Anyway someone some panda wearing specs blowed(chui in cantonese) to update liao. Have to lo. Else all my readers run liao how right? Then I no money to makan roti liao. This has to be a short one because I have no ideas because my head is full of other things which gave me frequent migrains and sleepless nights. So here it is, the secret to become rich and yes I had to start with a story. A young man asked an old rich man how he mad
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