How to make everything out of nothing
I should really tag zewt for this since it's accounting related. Well I am sure he would drop by. Hahaha. There was this friend of mine who had just graduated from one of the business school. He searched for a job for some time till he found an ad for an accountant. Then he just call up and was set up with an interview. It's a small business ran by an old man. Below is what that guy told me of what happened during the interview. Boss: I need someone with an accounting degree and I see you have one with good results. This job you see, is mainly because I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me. Friend: Huh? Boss: You see, I worry about a lot of things and one of the major things is I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back. So can you? Friend: I see and how much does the job pays? Boss: I'll start you at eighty thousand. How does that sound? Friend: Eighty thousand dollars! That is a real good deal ...