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Look, A hot chick man

The following conversation took place last week around college ground:

Kellaw(reading newspaper) : Hey S, did you read the news today? Everyday the frontage are full of cartoon jokes.

S(obviously not paying attention) : What? Hey look at that hot chick there.

Kellaw(looks) : Where?

S(points) : There! Such beautiful legs and perfect body.
(bear in mind that S is already attached)

Kellaw : Come on you already have a GF. Be content with what you have.

S : Hey we always need a back up just like in computer. Should make use of your knowledge.

Kellaw : Yeah right. (Looks at S's hot chick turning and starts to puke)

S : Hey what's happening?

Kellaw(points to S's hot chick) : There!

S(pukes together) : WTF!!!

Turns out that S's hot chick is a guy after all!

Kellaw(sinister smile) : Hot Chick huh? Back up plan huh, S?

I am sure S's feeling is like the movie below



Moral of the story? Never judge a book by it's cover. If you are content with what you have and appreciate that, these kind…

Updates 101

Assignments - All done and good news? A group with 3 members(my group) got a higher rating in presentation on overall work compared to a group with 6 final year students. Wuahahaha!!! Managed to finish up on things and presentation for the other assignment went well.

Mapsters competition - Those retards still haven't email anyone yet. I guess it's a hoax and they are not willing to part with that one little phone.

Internship - 5 job offers(AMD, Intel, Swisslog, Guscapi, Accenture) and 2 companies(AMD, Swisslog) are aggressively trying to get me in. I wonder why the lecturers have to restrict me when I have proven myself over and over again that I could be there doing my internship happily.

The pencil - I am still having it. Just too bad the kids can't have it back.

Exams - Coming soon next week so expect less updates from me.



Someone - I still miss someone so far apart now.

Proof that Kellaw is a big bully

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Was going to college the other morning. It's just like any other morning but the past week had been exceptionally tired with all the final projects. Saw too kids playing around and something happened and the elder kid(around 5 years old I guess) tried to stab the other kid with a pencil which I grabbed his hand(it's a miracle feat, believe me! I am real tired then so to move that quick is already something impossible). How I bullied the kid? Take a guess. Ok! Ok! I didn't wack that kid till he is lying sprawled in a pool of blood. I took away the pencil. It's still with me just in case he decides to stab the other kid till kingdom come. Which parents in their right minds would let their kids run around with a pencil. Yes, you mar argue that it's good to start kids on writing and drawing at that age, but is that situation right? Letting them run around playing with a pencil? You guys might better let them have a real gun so they can practice to be the next olympic s…

The Wallet

As I walked home one freezing day, I stumbled on a wallet someone had lost in the street. I picked it up and looked inside to find some identification so I could call the owner. But the wallet contained only three dollars and a crumpled letter that looked as if it had been in there for years. The envelope was worn and the only thing that was legible on it was the return address. I started to open the letter, hoping to find some clue. Then I saw the dateline--1924. The letter had been written almost sixty years ago. It was written in a beautiful feminine handwriting on powder blue stationery with a little flower in the left-hand corner. It was a "Dear John" letter that told the recipient, whose name appeared to be Michael, that the writer could not see him any more because her mother forbade it. Even so, she wrote that she would always love him. It was signed, Hannah. It was a beautiful letter, but there was no way except for the name Michael, that the owner could be identifi…

Wednesday, 12th Nov 08

Finally the week had come. Here are the results of this post:-


A) If I win the Nokia phone - They haven't bloody mail me yet. Is it a hoax?

B) If my PT assignment worked which leads to C) - I still hoped it worked but it did work most of the time so I just hope "SHE" doesn't test it so vigorously that it crash the program.

C) If I will pass my PT partially or fail completely - High hopes to pass

D) If I can manage to get the WDA and SADI assignment done - WDA : certain things incomplete. SADI :Near completion. Hope I can finish after spending the night here without going home.

E) If I will get the internship in AMD - Still no call from them. I guess I should call them back instead. Sigh.

To make things worse, I miss someone very much now.

Thoughts...

NEVER EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO ANYONE...... .BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU DOES NOT NEED IT.........AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT

I guess the note above is self explanatory. I wouldn't need to explain anymore.

An update. I already have the answer to one of my after this week questions. For B and C, the answer is partial. It's working alright after sending 2 hours later than the dateline (10% gone if I am unlucky vs 0% if she is strict enough not to accept it) and then found out it's not working the way it's supposed to be after sending. Apparently the code crashed after the 4th time testing on the same thing. Shit happens! but when tested on another machine it's working fine. It's either I am too tired or god is playing tricks with my brains.

I also found out that I will have the answer to part E as soon as "early next week". As for part A, the game closes at 8a.m. in the morning of Monday. Hope I will get the email soon. And part D…

After this week...

I am still busy so there will be no long updates till I am done with things.

After this week, I will know:-

A) If I win the Nokia phone

B) If my PT assignment worked which leads to C)

C) If I will pass my PT partially or fail completely

D) If I can manage to get the WDA and SADI assignment done

E) If I will get the internship in AMD

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Sigh... So many uncertainties... So little time... So much to do...
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