New type of Jigsaw Puzzle..Wuahahaha

Note : - I edited this story from the joke my friend sent me. Hope it will be funnier after the editing.

Ah Beng gets a phone call from Ah Lian(Biawak Mui).
"Beng ah," says Biawak Mui, "I got big big big problem le."
"What problem?" replies Beng
"I buy jigsaw puzzle from supermarket and it's too hard for me le. None of the pieces fit together, and I can't find any edges. Now I cannot sleep liao because I can't finish this puzzle. Can help or not?"
"What picture lai de?" asks Beng
"It's a picture of a big chicken," Biawak Mui replies.
Beng says, "Okla, Biawak Mui, I come over now and try help you see can or not la. I don't want you ask me for medication money because you cannot sleep later"
He gets to Biawak Mui's house and Biawak Mui opens the door.
"Oh thanks for coming Beng." She leads Beng into the kitchen and shows him the Jigsaw Puzzle on the kitchen table.
Beng looks at the Jigsaw Puzzle, then turns to Biawak Mui and says, "For God's sake Biawak Mui, put the cornflakes back in the packet."

New Puzzle? Hehehe

This is in dedication of a bunch of friends in BU especially that Biawak that always call me kellogs all the time.

Nah give you guys a photo of biawak. Pretty mou?
Biawak if you are reading this, don't get angry ok? It's just a joke and I am lost for ideas liao. So many days no post. Rating dropped like mad.

Edit : - Since Biawak requested for a more "pretty" biawak then I mai go find one lo. Find find find then found one with pose one. Model Biawak. Nah. Pretty mou?

Comments

Myhorng said…
the box picture is chicken 1 izzit? hehehe.
Kellaw said…
MyHorng - Yalo. Added picture liao
Josephine said…
lol

all the pieces are same color and smeel good as well.
Kellaw said…
Yalo jo. where to find le? hahahaha
Harmony said…
lol, i would eat up all the cornflakes instead.
Kellaw said…
Harmony - actually i am hungry now. nothing to do in office makes me hungry
Lisalicious said…
wei kellog-beng,

don't play play with my biawak nick... chewak and biawak is far apart...

and my biawak-ness is much prettier than that photo u put in this post ok... go find some biawak that is PRETTY!!!!


hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

tendjew for featuring my biawak-ness
Kellaw said…
lol. Biawak finally discovered my post liao..

oklo. i go find more pretty punya biawak put lo.
3POINT8 said…
yo, kellogs!
how u doing? don't go kacau chewak kay... Later she chomp all your kellogs away~~
Kellaw said…
3.8 inch - she wanna eat mai let her eat lo. hahaha.
Lisalicious said…
3.8..
i won't chomp...
i will step step step on that crunchy looking kellog cornflakes with a chicken head .....
hahaha!
Kellaw said…
Biawak Mui - it's not good to waste food like that le. later jit dor then you know.
Josephine said…
Lisalicious is so leng lui, why u make fun of her nickname? You tak dapat 'kao' her, u jealous ar?

She looks pretty loh. Like Gillian from TWINS...
Kellaw said…
... i duwan kau her lol...

hmm gillian from twins....


reminds me of edison chen. hahahaha
Lisalicious said…
wei what what edison....

shit.......

I look like kelly chan
wahahahaha

forget about gillian!
lolx
curryegg said…
Lol.. and Kellog suits your name.
:)
Kellaw said…
Biawak - Jo say you look like Gillian and first thing that comes into mind is Edison Chen. Hahaha.
later dig out things about Kelly then you will say you look like others. Stay original, be BIAWAK! Hahahaha

Kari tan - later i cook you eat then you know.
cleffairy said…
=.= Kindly remind me not to call you Kellogs... LOL... wouldn't want to end up 'modeling' in your blog. LMAO.
Kellaw said…
lol Clef wanna model here ar? No problemo. Show picture first. hahaha. yamah. agency also can choose right?
Lisalicious said…
wei that is not pretty biawak wahahahhaha

so funny lah where u found it


i don't sit so CHOU LOU like that lor ok.......

kellog!
Kellaw said…
found it from the modelling agency la. wuahahaha. nice and pretty ma. got pose sumore. where to find? you go try find one and see. hahaha
Miss Scarlet said…
thanks for dropping by! here to say hi too (:
nice9 said…
yer...biawak look so geli!
高小歪 said…
nice blog, visit you and link you too =]]
Kellaw said…
scarlet - welcome to my blog

nice9 - not geli la. cute le. hahaha

高小歪 - i dunno how to read chinese but nvm, i will relink you. welcome to my blog.
高小歪 said…
its ok. haha i will visit u too.
have a nice day & happy new year.
Kellaw said…
linked you liao. happy niu year to you too
Kellaw said…
See. pop know how to appreciate the cool lizard. hahaha
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