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132 silly things done? With a twist of course Part 1

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You are required to answer ALL the following questions.
Tag more than 10 people and repost it with the title:
I've done ???? out of the 132 stupid things.

LOL I am not going to tag anyone ok? What makes you think I will do so? I will also not tell you which bad things I had done but you can have your guess through my comments lol. Got this from Sushi actually.

Level 1
Smoked A Cigarette(a big no no for me)
Smoked A Cigar(if the previous was a big no for me you think this will be a yes?)
Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex(wei dad count ar? but cant remember if I did. I know I am a bad son lol)
Drank Alcohol( this one is easy. hey chinese food often has alcohol lol) if you are talking in the case of pure alcohol then I haven't been smuggling alcohol from the lab to taste lo.)

Level 2
Are / Been In Love
Been Dumped(in the dustbin? I did at once dump a guy into those DBKL big green metal dumps in a fight)
source
Shoplifted(confused between being shoplifted and actually does the act lol)
Been Fired…

Of Public transport and buses(5 good ways to stop a bus)

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Note: I am not responsible if you follow the advice in this post and get pwned. It's merely for the fun and joy of reading but you can always try and see if you have the luck.

Ever had one of those days when you were standing at the bus stop in a rainy day and then the bus just speed past? It's not enough that you have waited for over an hour but to make things worse, as the bus speed by, the wheels run over the puddle of water filling the landmines(we call potholes that here in Malaysia) and you get all wet? I am sure those unfortunate ones without the luxury of always having a car or enough money to get taxi would face the endless wait for buses in KL. Imagine if this is happening in the middle of the town, what could happen to those who are in rural areas?

So what can we as citizens do? Complain to the road transport minister/department/LPKP(yes there are numbers at the back of the bus and you can sms too)? Will they work? If you think so then clearly you are new to Malaysia.…

Of a Dead Gold Fish and Cat/Dog poops

Warning : If you are an animal activist then this post is not for you. Read if you feel you can take a good joke.

For those who know me would know that my neighbors cat and dogs have high affinity towards the front of my house that they pooped there every opportunity they get. That's where my dog, Rocky comes into action chasing them away. Anyway at times it pisses me off when you go out and you step on those bombs. For goodness sake go clean your dog/cat's poop la. You expect me to clean for you? Maybe I will just hurl them inside the house lol. So I am thinking of a joke and here goes. Anyway DC if you reading this, don't chase me around with a stick in the BU meet ok?

There was once this little guy who was in his garden filling a hole on the ground when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the young little fella was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Jack?". "My goldfish died," replied Jack tearfully, without looking…

What happens when you leave your wife alone for the weekend

This is a real story about a man left for work one Friday afternoon leaving his wife alone at home. Since it was the payday(the day you get your salary la duuh!!), instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his guy colleagues and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally came home on Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Hell had no fury like a woman scorned? Wait till you read till the end lol.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

Then the idiot replied. "That would be fine with me."(guys don't follow this example because I am not responsible if anything happen to you. Hint... Missing willies overnight)

Then Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and then Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went d…

25 reasons why we should appreciate our mums

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Actually mums are a special breed which teach us a lot of things in life which we don't learn in class one. Don't believe me? Here is the list of why we should appreciate them. Those in brackets are my comments after I found this article on the net.

1. They taught us to appreciate a job well done.
("If you two are going to kill each other, do it outside. I had just finished cleaning in here!")

2. They taught us religion.
("You'd better pray that the stain could be removed from the shirt else ...") or better still ..("You'd better pray that the girl didn't get pregnated by you else ...")

3. They taught us about time travel.
("If you don't straighten up, I'm gonna knock you into next week!")

4. They taught us logic.
("Because I said so, that's why!")

5. They taught us more logic.
("If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me!")

6. They taught of foresight.
(&q…

Super Babi! Oops! I mean baby

Okok. This is going to be a science fiction joke. Since my red cross senior got pregnant at 50++ so here is one about babies. A baby was born so advanced in development sometime in the future that he could talk right after being delivered. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.

"Are you the doctor who delivered me ah?" he asked.
"Yes I am your doctor" said the doctor.
The baby said, "Thank you ah for taking such good care of me when taking me out."

He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother ah?"
"Yes dear, I am your mum" said the mother.
"Thank you ah for taking such good care of me before I was born" he said.

He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father ah?"
"Yes, I am son" his father proudly answered.
The baby then motioned him closer with his little finger. He then poked hard and repeatedly on his dads forehead with his index finger.
"Hurts, doesn't it!?"

Stil…

Funny Name?

Ok this came from one of the red cross members who is currently in San Fran. I nearly laugh till tears came out when I heard this from him.

Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, my friend being a foreigner who hasn't seen much of the Chinese culture save for the few Chinese red cross members like me filling in the blanks for him. He got fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners(You can't blame him as what we eat differs from what they have ok? Basically we Chinese can even eat snakes right from the pot). He turns around one of the corner and saw a building with the sign "Saul Dumbrowski's Chinese Laundry".

"Saul Dumbrowski?" he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here? Saul doesn't even sound Chinese(as he remembers that I told him before we have s surname such as Lee, Chan or whatever la)". My friend being the curious cat walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. Below i…
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