What happens when you leave your wife alone for the weekend

This is a real story about a man left for work one Friday afternoon leaving his wife alone at home. Since it was the payday(the day you get your salary la duuh!!), instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his guy colleagues and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally came home on Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Hell had no fury like a woman scorned? Wait till you read till the end lol.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

Then the idiot replied. "That would be fine with me."(guys don't follow this example because I am not responsible if anything happen to you. Hint... Missing willies overnight)

Then Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and then Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Still dunno what I am saying here? CTRL + A la

You come find me la. I show you. Make sure you have someone to fetch you back la because surely you can't drive with a swollen eyes.


Tekkaus said…
Good one! So we'd better be careful we our words! Thank goodness the wife didn't poke out his eye balls from the sockets! Ha =)
Kellaw said…
Tekkaus - poke still ok. imagine drag it out and play ping pong/tennis. lol
Ooo? why some times seems ur Cbox missing de? lOl1....
Anonymous said…
Wa.. u really ganas.. scary.. well maybe u should try to think it the other way round.. you are the one waiting and turn out to be.. wat would you do? i guess.. since u so ganas.. worse things might happen? hahaha..
clicked on ur ads... hahas!
Kellaw said…
David - there is none to start with. maybe you visit the wrong blog lol. hahaha. i clicked on your ads too.

Sin - where got ganas? I wun tumbuk. i will just korek the eyes out only. hehe.
Anonymous said…
LMAO...i wonder if that feller's eyes looks like Anwar's eyes back in 1998..... LMAOOOooo
Kellaw said…
clef - could be worse lol
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