Masturbating kills!!!

Warning:- 18SX post ahead!, Siu di di and Siu mui mui go sleep ok? I am not responsible if you read any further.

Yes you read it right. You can die from masturbating. Yes I know what you are thinking -> WTH!!!

This is according to what Dr V.M.Palaniappan,Ph.D.,who has been a practising ecologist and an academician in the University of Malaya for a very long time said in his blog. The first when I read it I am like WTH?? Masturbating kills but sex doesn't? Okok. Our doc here argues that the friction creates heat and in turn increases the body acidity which would lower the immune system. Then you get H1N1 and die. LoL. So see it does kill. But wait.....

Sex doesn't create friction heat mea? Oh, got lubricant is it? Sorry la I am dumb ma. So young and innocent so I dunno. Wait har. Let's see. Say the friction on the rod. what's the formula to calculate the surface area of s syllinder again? Okok I found it. It's height X 2 Pi radius. Okla I am having wishfull thinking here. Say we get a bloody long rod of 9 inches. Hey I said wishful thinking ok? That's 22.9 cm or for the sake of calculation, 23cm in height.

Ok wishfull thinking again that the rod'd diameter is 3 inch la. Wishful thinking ma! Not German sausage la. German sausage smaller la. LOL. That gives us radius of 3.8 cm or 4 cm for easy calculation. So thats equals to 8 X Pi which gives us around 25cm for the perimeter of the "rod". Multiply that with the height of the rod, you get 575 cm square area which creates heat.

Say I am dumb la and traditional la. Sex in a missionary position and calculate the area of contact between the male and female. Okok, male and male, female and female also counted ok? Okla add half halves into the equation also la since I need to be fair ma. Calculate just the area of stomach contact alone. Say wishful thinking again. we get 575 cm square area also. Isn't that the same amount of friction heat generated by the movement?

No? Oh sorry la I didn't know you put butter in between when you have the union. I think with this new findings, the popularity of couples having their "union" in the pool would increase tremendously to avoid friction heat. No meh? Water absorb heat(as long you don't do in hot water la) so no friction heat ma. No ah? Then I also dunno how lo.

Our friend also say overweight and obese people can retain more calcium which provides higher immunity le. Wait ah. Isn't obese and overweight people categorized in the high risk section for H1N1? Guys update me la. I am busy so no time read news le.

Moral of the story? Go get a portable water tub which would some on handy. Or stock them and start selling them to couples for H1N1 prevention. Butter seller can also stock more. LOL

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If I make any mistake here, feel free to correct me la. I am also in the learning process ma.

Comments

stephy-nie said…
lol. swt betul. what were you doing lah searching for all these stuff. hahaha

and yeah i'm here! haha. aiyo, your blog boh cbox how am i suppose to leave a message lah? XD
Kellaw said…
actually i never search. it came out in sun newspaper. so i just visit the blog lo since so "interesting" ma. no cbox only good. no need mafan.
stephy-nie said…
oh i see. lol. haha. damn crazy weh..
Kellaw said…
where got crazy wo? hahaha
Joel Lee said…
hahahahahahaha
who would've guessed that masturbating kills? xD

eh a lot of research says it's good also what haha
Kellaw said…
joel so how? to mast or not mast? that's the question. hahahaha
JoelRyanLee said…
Don't lor if you think it's bad :D
Kellaw said…
you should read the whole post la.
foongpc said…
That doctor must be nuts! Masturbating strengthens the immune system, not weaken it! Masturbate more and you can prevent getting infected with H1N1! : )
Kellaw said…
lol @ foong. mana lu pergi? lama tak jumpa...
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