Courage of Conviction

Read this before even going over to the Sunway outlet. Seriously they need to improve on their service and customer service. Yes I am a nice person and there are limits which I could tolerate. I told myself not to blog till I finished all my assignments. Yes I have stopped blogging ever since the horde of assignments came in. The opening ceremony itself had already left a sour taste in the mouth of a lot of existing/potential customers. I didn't want to blog about this but well I just can't stand it anymore. 1 bloody week over and no good answer? So I will just vent my frustrations here. I went to the newly opened Sunway outlet on Monday(19th) morning to grab a few for breakfast in the morning. I arrived at 10(actually much earlier than that) and the main gate is open to show that the outlet is open but there are no doughnuts on the shelf which is the start of my disappointment. Wait lo what to do? Wait till 10 still no doughnuts. What was more disappointing was the staffs ther...

Sorry that I have been busy lately and would continue to be busy till.... Erm I really dunno till when actually.. I went to the supermarket earlier and saw a small little girl looking at a pregnant lady She asked the lady "Why is your stomach so big auntie?" The lady said "I am having a baby." Then she asked again with her big eyes looking at the lady "Is the baby inside your stomach?" The lady smiled and said "Yes!" Then the little girl asked "Is it a good baby?" She said "Yes. It is a really good baby." The girl give her a surprised look and asked "Then why you eat the baby?" I nearly rolled on the floor laughing out loud with tears in my eyes that moment. Moral of the story: Kids are innocent and those that aren't are hamsap. Wuahahaha

Warning! This post may be offensive to some people. Read at your own risk. A friend asked me this question over msn. I didn't give it much of a thinking when I am so bloody busy with my assignment and now when I am done with the first of the series of assignment in the next coming 2 weeks, I started to remember his question. So now that I have remembered, I started to give it a thought. Say you are on this island stuck with an ugly fat lady. Okok! I know you guys are sensitive to the word "FAT". SO lets just assume she is fat fleshy ok? So you are one guy who can get all the girls you want in the city but too bad, now you are in the island stuck with miss fleshy. To make matters worse, there is nothing edible or drinkable save for the salty sea water on the island and the next time someone is going to pass by that place in say 2 months. Then the lady came with an offer, do her everytime you need food. Hey even a fat lady has needs ok? Still normal human right? Have emoti...

I left home early today due to the lack of rest. Yes I was in the computer lab doing my work and I saved all my assignments in my pendrive so I could continue my work at home. I always remember to unplug my pendrive whenever I leave the workstations. Now guess what happened? Let the picture do the talking. Notice something wrong? No right? That's why I didn't notice either. Now have a closer look. See it already? Just in case you are dumb enough, the whole pendrive with the chip is gone left/stuck at the workstation while I only took the cover home. Die. All my assignments are in there and this Fri would be the dateline of one of them. I really don't know what to do now. Sigh. Would the kind soul who manage to see my pendrive please return it to me or at least don't take it ok? else I am screwed big time. Yes I am already scared shit right now. Imagine months of work gone just like that in a snap. This is a time for facepalm.... Moral of the story? Don't use cheap C...

So you guys know what the heck I am doing behind the scenes before you guys start complaining that I didn't update this blog. My msn status! Kellaw: Kellaw.blogspot.com...Ass..SIGH...ment!! Duedates - 22, 29 May & 5, 8, 9, 10 June. Presentation 10 June Self explanatory ain't it? Anyway thanks guys for the support. I have seen an increase of female readers thanks to a few friends. Please help me promote more laughter to your friends yeah? My old entries are funny if you haven't read them yet. I hope I can at least write an article by tomorrow so you guys don't get so bored ok?