Do you love women? Funny reads

Note :- This post is written with permission from my friend. I found it funny but at the same time felt sorry for my friend. So this is post is dedicated to you(not going to mention the name here). Cheer up man. No matter what happens, better days are yet to come.

My friend called me out for lunch in the office last week and he bought 2 cans of beer and a bottle of vodka. He very well know I don't drink so he finished it. I felt there must be something wrong and asked him about it. (come on. if I still don't know something is wrong with him when he start to down the whole bottle then there must be something wrong with me right?)

Me : Wow! you must have had a really bad day. Drink less la. If not later how to drive?
Him : Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay.

The next day he called again and bought the same drinks.

I asked him what the problem was that day and he answered back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

Today he came over again and I asked "WOW! Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

Guess what's his answer?(CTRL+A)


"Yeah, my wife..."

Comments

Myhorng said…
then make himself a she. should not be expensive now in our neighbour country. His wife might love him/her.
Kellaw said…
Good solution. i will tell him when he is sober enough later.
JunJun-Riko said…
omg.. this is a real story????
Kellaw said…
yes jun jun. it's real. that fella is still drunk in the car sleeping at the carpark now.
JunJun-Riko said…
yer.. i pity him ler... so sad.. then going through divorce? or gonna continue.. omg.. i cant believe it.. i thought these stuff only happen in movies or tv dramas.... T_T
Josephine said…
lol

He is so sad now, better cheer him up dude...
~ Jun ~ said…
oh wow. i stil cant figure out if this is funny or sad... i wanted to laugh but i feel so pity for him >.<
eugene said…
i dont get it,what's so sad for him to get drunk with his two brothers being gay?

Tell your friend to live with the facts that no 1) they are gays no2)it is their life, and he cant live it for them, no 3) does your friend have the power to change his brothers to become otherwise no 4)can he love them as brothers even if they are gays?

thank kellaw, and good night
Kellaw said…
junjun - Nola. the wife still stay with him now. this is one of the case where i truly say "shit happens" and i mean it.

jo - i did my best

jun - i also dunno. one hand feel sad for him. on the other hand feel wanna laugh but cant laugh in front of him.

eugene - imagine living with them for over tha last 25 years or so? he cant change his wife. that's the problem.

dead cock - oops i mean dc hahaha. why ....???
cleffairy said…
LOL... this one is so funny... thanks. It lightens up my rainy day... LMAO...
Kellaw said…
clef what happened? seems like you always down lately
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