Thursday, January 15, 2009

I nearly choked on my milo on this one

Warning: Do not hold your beverages or even worse, drink them while reading this blog. I wouldn't be responsible if you choke yourself to death over your tau fu fah while reading my blog.

I was drinking my milo in office when I receive this from a friend. My monitor nearly become the victim of milo spray. The story(retold in my own new words) is what nearly killed my monitor and covered the girl in front of me with milo.

A police forensic officer in charge homicide case arrive at a scene of what appears to be a suicide scene. 3 beautiful lady apparently jumped from the top of this very high building. Upon checking on then, the officer realized that one of them is still breathing.

He went over asd asked "Why would such a beautiful lady like you 3 would want to commit suicide anyway?"

The lady answered

"We were trying out our maxi pad with wings"



To the ladies out there, don't wack me for this ok? I am just sharing what my friend send me.

9 comments:

Lisalicious said...

ahahahahhaha....
i use only regular wings
no wonder i cannot fly

Kellaw said...

go get large and extended ones

yenniedoll said...

LOL, this is funny

Kellaw said...

Welcome EV

~KeLLe~ said...

Thinking of the danger that everyone could see my underskirt while flying, I wonder if I should get one...Hmm...

Josephine said...

Aiyoh, that wings not suppose to use like that lah...

Kellaw said...

Kelle - welcome to my blog. wear pants or jeans la

Jo - then how to use? wanna demonstrate? hahaha

aP[o]caLyPSe` AnGeL~ said...

LOL

Kellaw said...

apocalypse angel. welcome to my blog

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