Note : - I edited this story from the joke my friend sent me. Hope it will be funnier after the editing.
Ah Beng gets a phone call from Ah Lian(Biawak Mui).
"Beng ah," says Biawak Mui, "I got big big big problem le."
"What problem?" replies Beng
"I buy jigsaw puzzle from supermarket and it's too hard for me le. None of the pieces fit together, and I can't find any edges. Now I cannot sleep liao because I can't finish this puzzle. Can help or not?"
"What picture lai de?" asks Beng
"It's a picture of a big chicken," Biawak Mui replies.
Beng says, "Okla, Biawak Mui, I come over now and try help you see can or not la. I don't want you ask me for medication money because you cannot sleep later"
He gets to Biawak Mui's house and Biawak Mui opens the door.
"Oh thanks for coming Beng." She leads Beng into the kitchen and shows him the Jigsaw Puzzle on the kitchen table.
Beng looks at the Jigsaw Puzzl…
Turtle picture lo. See all the small turtles on top of the big turtle. See his facial expression la. The second one also like very charm like that. Happen in big companies right? The smallest one kena buli one.
Naughty puppy in action. Dunno he looking what also.
Cute bo? Wanna use his picture need to give me royalty one. Hey the dog feed also expensive le.
Another one. Remember give me royalty when you copy ok? I know who you are.
Another cute one
Sleepy dog. Notice 1 eye is always open?
Should name him sneaky dog liao
Apa pandang? Give me food la.
Wei ah. Hungry liao. I want food
Sunrise at my working place. 
Proven I am always early to work.
The color is calming
Actually it's quite cooling when you are at the balcony
What time better than having coffee in front of this scenery?
And bread too. This had been my lunch for the past week. See la. Pokai liao due to recession
My unbroken high score? Want to challenge? Go Midvalley Jusco after work.
My Christmas present. 2 candy cane and a designers cupcake.
How kids actually managed to bully me
I am serious. They all pakat take all balls and 4 fella throwing it in one after another. The best thing is they are all standing on the machine.
Turtle at work. I am thinking of Guai Lian Gao when I saw him. Too bad la. I don't have pot at my office. Hahaha. Else he will be the victim.
Monarch butterfly. Seen them several times but 1st time on my finger and it' s also my first time looking at them breaking out of their coccoon.
Sunrise by the lake. (at my workplace)
Calming eh?
Where to find this kind of places?
Comments
Myhorng, if you know how much I am being paid now, you would have cried. I am not joking when I say I am having bread for the past week. They haven't bloody pay me yet till today.
May you have a great year.
:)
Kai Lee - Thought you will just forget about me and not reply me at all lol.
ps: You know, my husband also almost like you... some clients really make us damn tulan...payment delay til upset our budget! KANASAI...try cook rice and eggs la... eat bread only, where can full?
Mine I am not boss ma. so no delay in budget. but the malay gal still on leave. no money how to buy rice and eggs? roti and pipe water enough la. better than drink lake water and eat grass ma. hahahaha
...Proceeds to silently shift working place again. Wuahahaha....