Sunday, March 22, 2009

Of a Dead Gold Fish and Cat/Dog poops

Warning : If you are an animal activist then this post is not for you. Read if you feel you can take a good joke.

For those who know me would know that my neighbors cat and dogs have high affinity towards the front of my house that they pooped there every opportunity they get. That's where my dog, Rocky comes into action chasing them away. Anyway at times it pisses me off when you go out and you step on those bombs. For goodness sake go clean your dog/cat's poop la. You expect me to clean for you? Maybe I will just hurl them inside the house lol. So I am thinking of a joke and here goes. Anyway DC if you reading this, don't chase me around with a stick in the BU meet ok?

There was once this little guy who was in his garden filling a hole on the ground when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the young little fella was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Jack?". "My goldfish died," replied Jack tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor then said, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it, Jack?". Jack patted down the last heap of earth and replied, "That's because I couldn't get him out of your cat."

Hint*(you guys know how to get the hint?) What Jack did could happen to my neighbor's cats or dogs one of this day. I like animals but when people don't know how to take care of them, it's better to release them than to torture them.

12 comments:

yingzi said...

Horror of Horrors for the neighbour!

Kellaw said...

where got horror? they bring their dog come my place poop le.

Myhorng said...

having few Vietnamese staying nearby will definitely solve your problem. neither cats nor dogs will be a problem.

Kellaw said...

too bad la no construction site nearby

Sin said...

Let's see.. let's start with the simplest step.. have you ever try to talk to the owner about tis? or they are jz as deaf as the cat/ dog ?if so.. u shld be deaf too and let them try to feel how u feel? u are good at tis right ? hahaha..

Kellaw said...

hehe. maybe i should throw shit into their house then. hahaha

David said...

Come on, where is ur cbox? hard to leave msg like this lei.. lol!!
clicked on ur ads! hahas

Kellaw said...

wouldn't want one la. too many spams and ads. i wouldnt be active enough to clear the box if i had one. clicked on your ads too.

Calvin Soo KJ said...

your neighbours have no manners man.....maybe, instead of your dog poop at theirs, you could do it. extra delish....heheheheh

Kellaw said...

calvin if i do it, they will come with camera and i will get fined le. maybe just throw the poop over the fence lol

AndyViciousCycle said...

yucks @ ur neighbours and the shit they drop all over. reminds me of 2 girls 1 cup.

lols, and poor kitty.
couldn't get the fish out of the...pussy.

pussy likes to eat fish.

Kellaw said...

hamsapboi your brain never goes out of the gutter eh?

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