Logic - Bus will always stop at "bus stops"
Con's - You get owned when the JKR or police notice you are digging the post out.
2. Throw stones at the bus, breaking the glass window if it speeds by you without stopping for you.
Logic - If the bus driver can't see you standing and waving then he/she shouldn't be able to see you throwing the stone at the bus. =)
- The more often their buses glass windows break, the more they will remember to stop for you.
Pro's - You get a bus with free air conditioning from the lorry speeding next to the bus. Hey at least you get your bus ride ok?
Con's - You might get caught when every other person at the bus stop points at you and you are made to act as if you are the window for the whole day. Look on the bright side. You don't have to pay for the window now.
Worse - The auntie sitting next to the window dies of heart attack when the window crashed. Oops!!
3. Put nails around the ground if you expect the bus to not stop for you.
Logic - What else will stop a vehicle on the spot other than a flat tire?
Pro's - The bus is forced to stop for you when the bus driver stops to change his tire(s).
Con's - Other vehicles using the bus lane might have a flat too and cause massive jams along the road. Longer wait for bus but it wouldn't stop for you anyway so it doesn't matter does it?
Worse - The bus has no spare tire and the other people waiting for the same bus thanks you for your great act with their umbrellas.
4. Lie in the middle of the road as the bus approaches ala Perakian lying on the road to prevent royal cars from going to the palace.
Logic - The bus driver wouldn't knock you down would he?
Pro's - You get free ticket for being mentally disabled or special discount(read worse part)
Con's - You get a summon for being a nuisance to public or for obstructing traffic.
Worse - You get runned down by a bus and end up disabled. Don't be too sad thou. You get disabled person's benefit and save on rides. Buses will always stop for you then.(no offense to the disables ok?). There is an extra pro to this if you are heading to the hospital. Read my post here
Better still you get wings in heaven (after you die getting runned over la of course) then you don't need bus to bring you around already lo.
5. Take off your clothes and jump up and down waving as the bus is approaching.
Logic - Who wouldn't slow down and look at someone naked? Works extremely well if you are a pretty girl/handsome guy or you are a senior citizen.
Pro's - You create a traffic jam and the bus stops completely and you get your ride.
Con's - The bus driver doesn't open the door for you and the drivers passing by starts to vomit at the sight of your 68 years old body.
Worse - You get sent to Tanjung Rambutan(asylum). There you wouldn't need to take a bus ride anymore would you?
An extra bonus for you guys if you want the bus to stop for you whenever you wants it to stop is to be a bus driver yourself. That you you can press the brake or oil paddle anytime you want it to move or stop for you. LoL