Thursday, March 19, 2009
What happens when you leave your wife alone for the weekend
When he finally came home on Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Hell had no fury like a woman scorned? Wait till you read till the end lol.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
Then the idiot replied. "That would be fine with me."(guys don't follow this example because I am not responsible if anything happen to you. Hint... Missing willies overnight)
Then Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and then Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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