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Exam cheaters get owned

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One of my group mate had a bad hungover and was unable to come to class today. That fella practically got wasted after the drinking session which ended at 3 in the morning with him barely able to stand what more walk. He has to be dragged all the way home. Anyway it reminds me of this joke which 3 idiots partied whole night before their test. They were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan and yes it's a genius one. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the exam invigilator and said that they had gone to an out of town wedding last night and on their return journey, one of the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back so they were in no condition to appear for the test. Yes there are some provisions for people who couldn't attend exams for the "most outstanding reasons" a.k.a valid r...

I am officially FUCKED!!!

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I left home early today due to the lack of rest. Yes I was in the computer lab doing my work and I saved all my assignments in my pendrive so I could continue my work at home. I always remember to unplug my pendrive whenever I leave the workstations. Now guess what happened? Let the picture do the talking. Notice something wrong? No right? That's why I didn't notice either. Now have a closer look. See it already? Just in case you are dumb enough, the whole pendrive with the chip is gone left/stuck at the workstation while I only took the cover home. Die. All my assignments are in there and this Fri would be the dateline of one of them. I really don't know what to do now. Sigh. Would the kind soul who manage to see my pendrive please return it to me or at least don't take it ok? else I am screwed big time. Yes I am already scared shit right now. Imagine months of work gone just like that in a snap. This is a time for facepalm.... Moral of the story? Don't use cheap C...

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So you guys know what the heck I am doing behind the scenes before you guys start complaining that I didn't update this blog. My msn status! Kellaw: Kellaw.blogspot.com...Ass..SIGH...ment!! Duedates - 22, 29 May & 5, 8, 9, 10 June. Presentation 10 June Self explanatory ain't it? Anyway thanks guys for the support. I have seen an increase of female readers thanks to a few friends. Please help me promote more laughter to your friends yeah? My old entries are funny if you haven't read them yet. I hope I can at least write an article by tomorrow so you guys don't get so bored ok?
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