Courage of Conviction

After the last innocent kid post here , here is another one. Well kids does says the darnest things but in Malaysia, you never know. LoL! A small kid and his dad were walking on the street whan they saw two dogs having sex. The small kid asked his father "Daddy, what are they doing?" *pointing at the dogs The dad said, "Oh! They are making a puppy". A few days later, the small kid walks in on his parents having sex. The small kid says "Daddy, what are you doing?" The dad replied, "Making a baby here." Guess what the kid say now? The kid said "Hmmmm, can you please flip Mommy around? I'd rather have a puppy instead!"

Sorry that I have been busy lately and would continue to be busy till.... Erm I really dunno till when actually.. I went to the supermarket earlier and saw a small little girl looking at a pregnant lady She asked the lady "Why is your stomach so big auntie?" The lady said "I am having a baby." Then she asked again with her big eyes looking at the lady "Is the baby inside your stomach?" The lady smiled and said "Yes!" Then the little girl asked "Is it a good baby?" She said "Yes. It is a really good baby." The girl give her a surprised look and asked "Then why you eat the baby?" I nearly rolled on the floor laughing out loud with tears in my eyes that moment. Moral of the story: Kids are innocent and those that aren't are hamsap. Wuahahaha

Just the other day I see a free wifi sign on the tree when I go mamak for my supper. Then the next visit I bring my laptop lo since free wifi ma. My main aim? Steal Use their electricity and save on my monthly electric bill lo. See the sign? I then set up everything with the cables done. Guess what happen next? Me - Neh neh, teh tarik stengah glas(like the u mobile ad) Neh neh, kenapa tarak wifi?(How come no wifi?) Mamak - (scratches head) wifi ah? apa itu?(wifi? what is that?) Me - (points to the sign on the tree) Internet la Mamak - Oh itu ka. Lu ikut I mai sini. Kena duduk atas pokok baru ada.(Follow me. You need to sit on the tree only will get connection) Me - WTF!!! So it's just a gimmick like McD near Taylors Subang. You will never get connected. Bloody hell...

Warning:- 18SX post ahead!, Siu di di and Siu mui mui go sleep ok? I am not responsible if you read any further. Yes you read it right. You can die from masturbating. Yes I know what you are thinking -> WTH!!! This is according to what Dr V.M.Palaniappan,Ph.D.,who has been a practising ecologist and an academician in the University of Malaya for a very long time said in his blog. The first when I read it I am like WTH?? Masturbating kills but sex doesn't? Okok. Our doc here argues that the friction creates heat and in turn increases the body acidity which would lower the immune system. Then you get H1N1 and die. LoL. So see it does kill. But wait..... Sex doesn't create friction heat mea? Oh, got lubricant is it? Sorry la I am dumb ma. So young and innocent so I dunno. Wait har. Let's see. Say the friction on the rod. what's the formula to calculate the surface area of s syllinder again? Okok I found it. It's height X 2 Pi radius. Okla I am having wishfull thinki...

WARNING : Vulgarism ahead! So siu di dis and siu mui muis go to bed and sleep ok? Screw streamyx SCREAM yx for slow connections! They cheat us of our money and give us "Best Effort" connection. Maybe this is how they get all those billions in profits. Because of the same old shitty connection they never bother to maintain. Screw TM NUTS . The connection had been making me feeling STEAM yx whole day now. Yes! I mean steam is literally coming out of my head and I am reaching boiling point. Been on the helpline for over 15 minutes and no one bothers to pick up the bloody call. So I have something for you guys at TMNET! SCREW YOU ALL!!! If you support my cause here, please drop your supportive comments!

Note : If you are here looking for the other type of ngap(gigolo), you are at the wrong place but since you are here why not read this till the end? A "ngap"(duck la) walks into a grocery store and talks to the owner. Ngap - Handsome, got any fresh fruit anot? Owner - No! Ngap - Then fresh vegetables le? Got bo? Owner - No la. Tin food got la. The next day, the ngap returns to the same store. Ngap - Handsome, got any fresh fruit anot? Owner - No! Ngap - Then fresh vegetables le? Got bo? Owner - @@%#^$@%@&%&* NO! NO! NO! I tiau tell you liao yesterday, only got tin food. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same questions, I'll nail your flippers to the floor. The following day, the ngap walks in again Ngap - Got any nails handsome? Owner - No! Ngap - Got any fresh fruits? Owner - @$^&*$#^&*(*&^%$#^&**&%$#$%^&**$#$%^&&^%$# See i told you already right? There isn't the type of ngap you searching for right?

The front counter girl of a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy. Drunkard - What time the bar opens? Girl - Open 12 noon. About an hour later the same guy called sounded even drunker. Drunkard - Bar what time open??? Girl - Same time la. Told you liao 12 ma. Then over an hour later the same guy called Drunkard - Whaaaat time youuuuuu says theeee bar opens again? Girl(frustrated) - Opens at noon. If you can wait I can get room service for you. Drunkard - Noooo! I wanna gett outt no gettt in!!! Note: The above story was told by a friend of mine who was trying to woo the counter girl at the time this joke happened.