The story of a duck(Ngap)
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Note : If you are here looking for the other type of ngap(gigolo), you are at the wrong place but since you are here why not read this till the end?
A "ngap"(duck la) walks into a grocery store and talks to the owner.
Ngap - Handsome, got any fresh fruit anot?
Owner - No!
Ngap - Then fresh vegetables le? Got bo?
Owner - No la. Tin food got la.
The next day, the ngap returns to the same store.
Ngap - Handsome, got any fresh fruit anot?
Owner - No!
Ngap - Then fresh vegetables le? Got bo?
Owner - @@%#^$@%@&%&* NO! NO! NO! I
The following day, the ngap walks in again
Ngap - Got any nails handsome?
Owner - No!
Ngap - Got any fresh fruits?
Owner - @$^&*$#^&*(*&^%$#^&**&%$#$%^&**$#$%^&&^%$#
See i told you already right? There isn't the type of ngap you searching for right?
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