Friday, January 16, 2009

Doctors Visit. I am pregnant!!! WTF??

Lol. I wonder how many idiots will fall for this when I say I am pregnant. For goodness sake if guys can go pregnant, I dread to think what will happen to this world.

Was at the hospital doing my mandatory service hours a while ago and the topic title is what I heard a woman speaking over the phone to whoever is on the other line and then the following conversation is heard next to the room.

Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying.
"Why are you crying?" asked the other child.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger."
When he heard this, the other child started to cry too.
"Why are you crying then?" I asked.
"I'm here for a urine test."

Wuahahaha. Later sure be willieless boy liao

16 comments:

Myhorng said...

oooi, what pregnant got to do with the willieless boy conversation. lol

Kellaw said...

I am just seeing if the keyword there is enough to attract visitors. i am doing a statistic on keywords. hahaha. you are one of the victims. hahaha

Josephine said...

don worry, sure can attract lots of users wan.
Btw, my banner designed by Web Designer la. I can help u, but the thing is i got no time...
Blogger is user friendly, very easy to use...

Lisalicious said...

cheh!
tot what ...... lol

but got man get pregnant also ...
he was a SHE last time, pretty and now handsome ...

bebek said...

actualyy sir, with the right technique... men can get pregnant too!!!!! check it out here...

http://easycomeseasygoes.blogspot.com/2008/12/gay-and-male-pregnancies.html

Kellaw said...

walaueh so early so many replies liao. hahaha.

jo - yuh i envy you liao. got web designer do for you sumore. haih. sad nia you no time do for me.

lisa - too bad la you kena perangkap. i mean a man from birth la. trans dont say la. agua also can get preggie one lol.

bebek - welcome to my blog. even if theres a right technique, i wouldnt try it.

Calvin Soo KJ said...

lmao...this is a good one bro...you've made my day...hahaahahah

Kellaw said...

happy then good la calv. can go work happier

reanaclaire said...

hehe..i read this before in my emails.. there are so many jokes created and sometimes i wonder who are the jokers who did them.. :)

Kellaw said...

huh? read in emails? this is what i encountered le...

QuaChee said...

another funny joke lol! :)

Kellaw said...

QuaChee. later la i will post some serious posts liao. tired and less funny things around to write liao

Myhorng said...

hey dude, there were a man pregnant. go google it.

Kellaw said...

gross la. so duwan search. hahaha. later i get the old ad that the nurse ask the patient(guy) berapa bulan...

Jen ® said...

hello kellaw, dropping by to visit you too =)

Kellaw said...

lol. registered jen. welcome to my blog

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