Doctors Visit. I am pregnant!!! WTF??

Lol. I wonder how many idiots will fall for this when I say I am pregnant. For goodness sake if guys can go pregnant, I dread to think what will happen to this world.

Was at the hospital doing my mandatory service hours a while ago and the topic title is what I heard a woman speaking over the phone to whoever is on the other line and then the following conversation is heard next to the room.

Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying.
"Why are you crying?" asked the other child.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger."
When he heard this, the other child started to cry too.
"Why are you crying then?" I asked.
"I'm here for a urine test."

Wuahahaha. Later sure be willieless boy liao

Comments

Myhorng said…
oooi, what pregnant got to do with the willieless boy conversation. lol
January 16, 2009 at 8:53 AM
Kellaw said…
I am just seeing if the keyword there is enough to attract visitors. i am doing a statistic on keywords. hahaha. you are one of the victims. hahaha
January 16, 2009 at 9:02 AM
Josephine said…
don worry, sure can attract lots of users wan.
Btw, my banner designed by Web Designer la. I can help u, but the thing is i got no time...
Blogger is user friendly, very easy to use...
January 16, 2009 at 9:54 AM
Lisa said…
cheh!
tot what ...... lol

but got man get pregnant also ...
he was a SHE last time, pretty and now handsome ...
January 16, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Malaysian Hollywood 2.0 said…
actualyy sir, with the right technique... men can get pregnant too!!!!! check it out here...

http://easycomeseasygoes.blogspot.com/2008/12/gay-and-male-pregnancies.html
January 16, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Kellaw said…
walaueh so early so many replies liao. hahaha.

jo - yuh i envy you liao. got web designer do for you sumore. haih. sad nia you no time do for me.

lisa - too bad la you kena perangkap. i mean a man from birth la. trans dont say la. agua also can get preggie one lol.

bebek - welcome to my blog. even if theres a right technique, i wouldnt try it.
January 16, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Calvin Soo KJ said…
lmao...this is a good one bro...you've made my day...hahaahahah
January 16, 2009 at 1:00 PM
Kellaw said…
happy then good la calv. can go work happier
January 16, 2009 at 1:08 PM
Reanaclaire said…
hehe..i read this before in my emails.. there are so many jokes created and sometimes i wonder who are the jokers who did them.. :)
January 17, 2009 at 11:50 AM
Kellaw said…
huh? read in emails? this is what i encountered le...
January 18, 2009 at 12:22 AM
Unknown said…
another funny joke lol! :)
January 18, 2009 at 1:36 PM
Kellaw said…
QuaChee. later la i will post some serious posts liao. tired and less funny things around to write liao
January 18, 2009 at 11:33 PM
Myhorng said…
hey dude, there were a man pregnant. go google it.
January 19, 2009 at 12:03 PM
Kellaw said…
gross la. so duwan search. hahaha. later i get the old ad that the nurse ask the patient(guy) berapa bulan...
January 19, 2009 at 12:19 PM
jen ® said…
hello kellaw, dropping by to visit you too =)
January 19, 2009 at 1:17 PM
Kellaw said…
lol. registered jen. welcome to my blog
January 20, 2009 at 7:31 AM
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