Thursday, January 8, 2009
Fairy Tales and ways to catch criminals
A little girl once asked her dad, "Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?"
And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of fairy tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Sounds familiar? Sounds like some government we know right? Where got? Got mea? No mah. Case closed lo.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
This is what we call burn down the whole forest just for one tree. I know some people with this kind of mentality that they can't see others being successful.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
Ah! This one is classic. They torture you till you admit even when you didn't do anything. Sounds familiar? Ok. I will be away for 3 days from now so there will be no post till then. Leaving you guys to your thoughts.
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