Monday, January 5, 2009

Grandma Story(funny)

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun and proceeded to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car you scumbags!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad. Whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, to no avail. And then it dawned on her why.

A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.

The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

I wonder what will happen if this incident happens in Malaysia? This is a true story that a friend somewhere around the world told me or at least that is what my friend claimed la. Source of the story? Unknown.

8 comments:

Myhorng said...

make me think of Madagascar2's old lady who fight the bloody lion.

Lisalicious said...

hahah this is so hilarious!!!

Kellaw said...

Myhorng. The madagascar one, the lady is on the right side. lol. This one made the fun out of herself.

Lisa. Hey you are alive. Hahaha. I will visit your blog in a while more actually. Going by the list I have. Hahaha.

Loke said...

wah lau! people didn't realise that if they r scared the person standing oppsite them is also scared.

thanks for commenting! i used to have blogspot but i'm poor in html tags so i switched to nutang.

if u r using firefox to load my blog, it would be slow. but it seems my blog on nutang that loads the slowest! weird.

renaye
http://renaye.nutang.com

foongpc said...

Haha! So funny! I think it cannot happen in Malaysia cos we are not allowed to carry guns. But if we are allowed, it can also happen here. I mean, if an old lady point a gun at you, will you think nothing of it, or will you run? : )

Kellaw said...

Renaye - Yeah, it's slow like turtle. HTML can be converted directly in Microsoft frontpage. It's simple drag and drop concept. HTML isn't hard to work with actually. Spend some time on it and I am sure you will be able to. It loads like turtle becauseof the picture size.

Foongpc - some old ladies in those kampung have guns. but theirs are shotgun la. If you see them heading towards you, then you better start running. hahahaha.

cleffairy said...

There must be something wrong with me... at first, I couldn't get the joke. I have to re-read it 3 times only I get it, that the grandma got the wrong car... =S

Kellaw said...

Go see a doc la...

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