Monday, March 2, 2009

Super Babi! Oops! I mean baby

Okok. This is going to be a science fiction joke. Since my red cross senior got pregnant at 50++ so here is one about babies. A baby was born so advanced in development sometime in the future that he could talk right after being delivered. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.

"Are you the doctor who delivered me ah?" he asked.
"Yes I am your doctor" said the doctor.
The baby said, "Thank you ah for taking such good care of me when taking me out."

He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother ah?"
"Yes dear, I am your mum" said the mother.
"Thank you ah for taking such good care of me before I was born" he said.

He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father ah?"
"Yes, I am son" his father proudly answered.
The baby then motioned him closer with his little finger. He then poked hard and repeatedly on his dads forehead with his index finger.
"Hurts, doesn't it!?"

Still don't get the joke? Go poke yourself on your head until you understand then.
Note: I am not responsible if you poke yourself too hard that your head starts to bleed lol.

15 comments:

Calvin Soo KJ said...

:) but i doubt that poking your fingers are as hard as *ahem*.....but doctors advised to do what??? makes it so much easier when your wife's in labor....hehehhe

Josephine said...

I think I know...
lol

Myhorng said...

wei, his dad got so long bo?

Myhorng said...

oh ya.. might not be his tat also. the babi need to investigate dulu mar

Kellaw said...

Calvin i never say anything ma did I? wuahahahaha.

Jo - what you know wo? how come I dunno one?

Myhorng - what long? hahaha

AndyViciousCycle said...

lol:D
but finger sharper and thinner

Kellaw said...

hamsapboi - yameh? i dunno le. wuahahah

eugene said...

thank god i came here before i leave office,at least got something to ponder upon on the way back,,,

take care now my bro

Kellaw said...

lol eugene. you plan to do that isit?

renaye said...

err.. i don't get the joke..

Kellaw said...

renaye - start poking your head la

cleffairy said...

=.= actually horr.... sperms makes labor goes smoother as it lubricate the vagina and helps to stabilize the contraction. And sexual intercourse during pregnancy actually helps the mother to settle down her mood swings and the rythme of lovemaking makes the baby calm. In other words... sex during pregnancy is good. LMAO. (besides, you dun have to worry about contraceptives... whahahaha)

Kellaw said...

clef- lol i didnt know that. anyway when you gonna have kids?

Clarisse Teagen said...

Oh God. that's one hmmmm. joke. .



Where'd you get an idea like that?.

Kellaw said...

clariss - i went to a friend's talk in the hospital about copulation during pregnancy ma. hahaha

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