Saturday, February 7, 2009
Pants on fire while it's down
Friend : What was that for? You know pain one anot?
Wife : Why do you have a piece of paper in your coat pocket with "Daisy" written on it?
Friend : Oh honey, don't you remember two weeks ago before the Chinese New Year when I went to the horse races? Daisy was the name of the horse I bet on.
His wife was satisfied with his answer and apologized for wacking him.
This morning I went to his place and the same thing happened. The wife came with a frying pan also and wacked him so hard on his head that he can barely stand up after that.
Friend : What is this for this time?
Wife : Your horse called.(PWNED!)
Moral of the story? Don't play 3 play 4 (commit adultery/cheat on your wife/gf/partner)
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