Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Fishing trip and the wedding ring
While on a fishing trip(not gonna tell you where I went) I sat next to a teenage boy and his grandfather(or was it his father but he seem too old to be his father lol so we shall keep him as the grandpa for now) fishing together. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. How prices of mee go from several cents to tens of dollars now. How they don't have anything such as computer games. How kids used to spend more time outdoors.
Then the young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around. Teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they?" (Which I felt like telling him that then the medical science isn't that advanced yet so people die of "unknown" causes)
Grandpa replies, "Nope." Teen says, "Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?" Grandpa replies, "A wedding ring." I controlled my laughter hearing what the old man says. After that all I heard was silence while we all continued fishing till the young man speaks again. He said that a recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. He asked his grandpa if he talked to his wife that little after they are married.
What the old man answered was classic. He said "Just how long do you think it takes to say "Um" or "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry"? I went speechless. I think the old man is still happily married to his wife. Hahahaha. Anyway enough of reading. Go work now.
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