Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Hamsapness can kill. Please don't try this at home

A man with a broken leg came to see the doc one fine evening.

Doc - Wahlau! What happened to you. How come you break your leg one?
Man- Doc ah, 25 years ago hor.....
Doc - I duwan know what happen 25 years ago la. I want to know what happen to your leg only.
Man - Niamah! I am telling you la now. Wait and let me finish can anot?
Doc - okok!
Man - Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working hor. At night, right after I go to bed, my boss's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if I want anything anot.
Doc - then?
Man - I said no lo. What you want me to say wo? Then she ask me if I am sure and I say yes. Then she ask again if there is anything she can do for me. I screamed NO!
Doc - Then what has this story got to do with your broken leg le?
Man - Actually le this morning I finally know what she meant then, then slipped and break my leg lo

A loud scream from the room is heard in the clinic after that and the man goes out with 2 broken leg.

Moral of the story? Don't turn around and go straight to the point and hamsapness does kill. Hahaha.

2 comments:

stephy-nie said...

i don't get this O_o?

Kellaw said...

that joker think dirty stuff when working so blur blur fell down lo.

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