Thursday, February 19, 2009

3 Guys and a Cheating Wife

Yes this is another heaven story. Sorry la guys. I got too religiously infected by the Mitch Albom book on The 5 people you meet in heaven.

Three guys died. Yes I mean they died. I always kill them in my writings, don't you guys notice? And the numbers of idiots who dies are always 3 lol. So lets go back to the story then. They finally got to the pearly gates after they got killed by Kellaw(Yes I am ganas. I killed them with my laptop)

St. Peter so kesian them then go to the gates to meet them and said, "I want you guys to know that you guys are forgiven because you're here(after being killed by Kellaw violently. Wuahahaahah!!). Before I could let you guys into Heaven, I have to ask you some questions. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get here in heaven and you have to have a car because Heaven is so big!"

Handsome Peter ask the first guy. Okok. Not handsome Peter. Old Peter then. "How long were you married?"

He answered "24 years."

He ask again "Have you ever cheated on your wife before?"

The guy said, "Where got no cheat one? Sure got la. 7 times but then hor, you say I forgiven rite?"

Peter said, "Yeah forgiven, but that's not too good lo cos you cheated. Here's a kancil for you."

The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter Pan (no meh? surely he can fly in heaven ma. Don't argue with me now lol.) and says, "I marry for 41 years liao and cheat only 1 time, but then hor that was our first year together ma, so in the end also I prove we really loving couple le."

Peter Mangkuk says, "Oklo since you good boy. I give you new Proton Saga".

Then the third guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you going to ask liao. I married for 63 years and never even look at another woman le!(blind liao how to see? I stabbed his eyes remember?) I treat my wife like a queen also!"

Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Porshe!"

A little while later, the two guys with the Taufu and Milo Tin car saw the guy with the Porshe crying on the golden sidewalk. So they went to see what happened to him(good bro liao ma after I send them all to heaven. See I so good send to heaven and not to hell).

When they asked hin what was wrong, he said,


"I just saw my wife just now. She on a skateboard only!"

15 comments:

Sin said...

Oh my, this is a sad story.. i mean.. emmm.. in reality, it's actually hard to find both party that are really very committed and will hold on to each other only as long as they are together.. anyway, you did mention the guy blind right? how can he drive or even, see his wife?

Kellaw said...

i poke his eyes ma. die liao go heaven will be healed ma. no pain liao sumore.

Myhorng said...

i would love to drive a Porshe cos it seems like Peter din have a record and need to ask.

Kellaw said...

why keep record of things which are forgiven lol. you can try lie your way there lol

Anonymous said...

Haha got cheated badly.

amenwolf said...

Should have used the porshe and langar the skateboard. no point crying

Kellaw said...

Yeah annon.
amenwolf - you really ganas la lol

LauraLeia said...

LoL!
I like your blog, it's a good way to de-stress with some laughter and humour.

小歪 said...

charm lor, i don't really understand this story. why his wife on the skateboard de? LOL sorry i memang noob when reading this ~

any kind hearted handsome or pretty pls explain LOL~

Kellaw said...

laura - thanks for the support

小歪 - his wife on skate because she very not loyal to the husband la. tell liao now no fun liao.

苏菂桉 said...

Hey that's really funny! I'm gonna share this... Mind?

CheatingWifeOnSkateBoard said...

lol, that's evil!

Kellaw said...

苏菂桉 - go share la. no prob one.
hamsap boi - where got evil?

aP[o]caLyPSe` AnGeL~ said...

*rolling on the floor laughing* too bad for the poor guy.

Kellaw said...

lol. apocalypse now stalking my blog already. good signs. i need more stalkers. hahaha

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