Thursday, February 19, 2009
3 Guys and a Cheating Wife
Three guys died. Yes I mean they died. I always kill them in my writings, don't you guys notice? And the numbers of idiots who dies are always 3 lol. So lets go back to the story then. They finally got to the pearly gates after they got killed by Kellaw(Yes I am ganas. I killed them with my laptop)
St. Peter so kesian them then go to the gates to meet them and said, "I want you guys to know that you guys are forgiven because you're here(after being killed by Kellaw violently. Wuahahaahah!!). Before I could let you guys into Heaven, I have to ask you some questions. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get here in heaven and you have to have a car because Heaven is so big!"
Handsome Peter ask the first guy. Okok. Not handsome Peter. Old Peter then. "How long were you married?"
He answered "24 years."
He ask again "Have you ever cheated on your wife before?"
The guy said, "Where got no cheat one? Sure got la. 7 times but then hor, you say I forgiven rite?"
Peter said, "Yeah forgiven, but that's not too good lo cos you cheated. Here's a kancil for you."
The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter Pan (no meh? surely he can fly in heaven ma. Don't argue with me now lol.) and says, "I marry for 41 years liao and cheat only 1 time, but then hor that was our first year together ma, so in the end also I prove we really loving couple le."
Peter Mangkuk says, "Oklo since you good boy. I give you new Proton Saga".
Then the third guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you going to ask liao. I married for 63 years and never even look at another woman le!(blind liao how to see? I stabbed his eyes remember?) I treat my wife like a queen also!"
Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Porshe!"
A little while later, the two guys with the Taufu and Milo Tin car saw the guy with the Porshe crying on the golden sidewalk. So they went to see what happened to him(good bro liao ma after I send them all to heaven. See I so good send to heaven and not to hell).
When they asked hin what was wrong, he said,
"I just saw my wife just now. She on a skateboard only!"
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