Monday, February 16, 2009
Do ask for favors but know when to stop also la..
No I am not going to start my story with "Long long time ago in a kingdom far far away" even if it's a fairy tale. So here it is.
There once was this guy that couldn't get laid because he had a 25-inch long you know what! Still don't know? Check inside the pants of your dad or boyfriend or if you are a guy, check your own pants la. Check whether it's still there or not because you seems to have left your brains somewhere. If brains can be left somewhere, that thing also can go missing. Wuahahaha!!!
After being so hungry(not the stomach hungry la for goodness sake), he decides he has to get it shortened. He goes to the local doctor and says, "Loctor, You leally leally leed to help me dis time. No ah lian will ever sleep with me because I hab a 25 inch thing. I leed to get it shorter"
After a few minutes intense examination, the doctor delivers the bad news. "Look man, I'm sorry but yours is so bloody long and huge. I can't possibly reduce it unless I take a saw and saw it off which will cause you pain and give you the erectile dysfunction."
The man says "Choi! like that I come find you for wat? Saw off liao den can't use liao. Then I mai very cham?"
Doc says "Be patient la. I can't help you but I can give you the location of a witch that lives in the nearby woods that can help you out."
Then the guy goes into the woods and finds the witch lo. If n0t? Go jungle BBQ mea? "This is what you need to do," the witch says. "Go a little further into the woods and you'll come to a pond. There'll be a frog there that can talk. Everytime you ask the frog to marry you and he says no, your thing will decrease by five inches."
Off he goes again into the woods until he comes across a pond and sees the frog. "Froggy oh froggy," he yells, "Will you marry me?" The frog rolls his eyes and yells "No! I am a male frog for goodness sake".
The man looks at his thing and sees that it has decreased to 20 inches. Again, the man yells to the frog, "Froggy oh froggy, will you marry me?" The frog rolls his eyes and goes "Hell No! I own a thing too and I need my princess. Not another bloke with a thing" Now his thing is down to 15 inches, and he figures 10 is ideal. So once more he yells, "Froggy oh froggy, will you marry me?"
The frog looks up one last time and says, "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IDIOT? NO! NO! NO!"
Moral of the story? Be content with what you have or you will just cry when you lose them. In this case 3point8, be content you have 3.8. think of those who doesn't have any. Hahaha. Just joking so don't angry ok? Happy birthday dude!!!-17 Feb 2009.
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