Nuffnang

Do ask for favors but know when to stop also la..

Note :- This post is dedicated to 3.8. Moral of the story in the end.

No I am not going to start my story with "Long long time ago in a kingdom far far away" even if it's a fairy tale. So here it is.

There once was this guy that couldn't get laid because he had a 25-inch long you know what! Still don't know? Check inside the pants of your dad or boyfriend or if you are a guy, check your own pants la. Check whether it's still there or not because you seems to have left your brains somewhere. If brains can be left somewhere, that thing also can go missing. Wuahahaha!!!

After being so hungry(not the stomach hungry la for goodness sake), he decides he has to get it shortened. He goes to the local doctor and says, "Loctor, You leally leally leed to help me dis time. No ah lian will ever sleep with me because I hab a 25 inch thing. I leed to get it shorter"

After a few minutes intense examination, the doctor delivers the bad news. "Look man, I'm sorry but yours is so bloody long and huge. I can't possibly reduce it unless I take a saw and saw it off which will cause you pain and give you the erectile dysfunction."

The man says "Choi! like that I come find you for wat? Saw off liao den can't use liao. Then I mai very cham?"

Doc says "Be patient la. I can't help you but I can give you the location of a witch that lives in the nearby woods that can help you out."

Then the guy goes into the woods and finds the witch lo. If n0t? Go jungle BBQ mea? "This is what you need to do," the witch says. "Go a little further into the woods and you'll come to a pond. There'll be a frog there that can talk. Everytime you ask the frog to marry you and he says no, your thing will decrease by five inches."

Off he goes again into the woods until he comes across a pond and sees the frog. "Froggy oh froggy," he yells, "Will you marry me?" The frog rolls his eyes and yells "No! I am a male frog for goodness sake".

The man looks at his thing and sees that it has decreased to 20 inches. Again, the man yells to the frog, "Froggy oh froggy, will you marry me?" The frog rolls his eyes and goes "Hell No! I own a thing too and I need my princess. Not another bloke with a thing" Now his thing is down to 15 inches, and he figures 10 is ideal. So once more he yells, "Froggy oh froggy, will you marry me?"

The frog looks up one last time and says, "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IDIOT? NO! NO! NO!"

Moral of the story? Be content with what you have or you will just cry when you lose them. In this case 3point8, be content you have 3.8. think of those who doesn't have any. Hahaha. Just joking so don't angry ok? Happy birthday dude!!!-17 Feb 2009.

Comments

Kellaw said…
Lol david so fast here liao
Lisalicious said…
hahah where is 3point8 now...
why not reading this lolx
Kellaw said…
he has me on follow list. he will show up rest assured. hahah. i am waiting for the wrath to come!!
eugene said…
ok, bro added myself as your follower, i wil follow you, follow whenever you got new post.
Kellaw said…
lol. eugene, you starts to sound like the yellow digi guy liao
3POINT8 said…
still 3.8 inch long? One more 'no' from the frog its going to be negative. Hehey, this also means that I can live happily with the frog. I've been itching to experience life with a vagina anyway. (They say female the 'process' more than males.) Time to find out if its true.

Thanks for the birthday wish.
Good post!
Kellaw said…
lol finally show up here already. itching to be a woman. go thailand la. lol.
lisa said…
lol.. i just had dinner with a friend of mine.. and she told me how she read the same exact story that you just blog here, in an online game "maple story" where some guy was telling the whole story through megaphone.. then after i reach home and randomly click on your blog.. there it is.. so coincidently the same story LOL!!
Kellaw said…
lisa. you need to give me the address. i really need to sue for copyright liao. so hard people think and then kena copied. bloody hell...
lisa said…
o.o i'm sorry.. er.. my friend said she saw it in the online game chat room.. a guy was just telling the story.. so its not from a website.. u should calm down? >.< uh.. no offence..
Kellaw said…
no syok already kena plag. when you see that idiot tell him dont plag other peoples work
lisa said…
uh.. okok. i try track him down and tell him.. u dun so fierce la.. u'll scare ur new readers away.. well u did scare me just now.. =x interesting blog btw.. u're very creative in making up those funny stories.. i do enjoy reading all of them xD
Kellaw said…
lisa it's not fierce or no fierce punya prob but when kena plag sure very geram one ma. no need scared. i am just releasing my stress. thanks for supporting
lisa said…
the pleasure its mine =D
keep up the good work.. dun let those asses out there bring u down~!
Kellaw said…
wait la. now no mood write yet. later write not good one readers lari
lisa said…
lol.. i didn't ask you to write now la =.= i dun think they will lari lorr
Kellaw said…
me want write also no mood and too busy now
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