Friday, February 13, 2009
Don't be cruel to birds or attempt to kill them
He asks "Why? Why me and her for several times"
St. Paul got fed up with his constant nagging and replies "When you were nine, you killed a bird with a stone."
The same happens to the second guy. He asks why too.
St. Paul then replies "When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone too."
The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that or else I would be stuck like you guys.''
He is actually handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven.
The other two guys just couldn't get it so they ask "Why? Why he gets the prettiest girl around?"
St. Paul replies "That is because when she was nine, she killed a bird with a stone."
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That is because the guy is the ugliest guy around la. -_-" swt!!!
Moral of the story? Don't be too happy about things if you don't know the whole situation yet!
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