Tuesday, February 3, 2009
What happens when your pastor hates you
He has a friend who was named Paul(name changed) who had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, in a near death condition waiting for his time. The family called their pastor to stand with them.
As the pastor stood next to the bed, Paul's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Paul used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The pastor thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
Several days later, at the funeral, as the pastor was finishing the eulogy, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Paul had died.
He said, "You know? Old Paul handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Paul, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."
He opened the note, and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube moron!"
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