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What happens when your pastor hates you

This is a real life story told by my friend to me a while ago that happened in one of the western country.

He has a friend who was named Paul(name changed) who had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, in a near death condition waiting for his time. The family called their pastor to stand with them.

As the pastor stood next to the bed, Paul's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Paul used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The pastor thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

Several days later, at the funeral, as the pastor was finishing the eulogy, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Paul had died.

He said, "You know? Old Paul handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Paul, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube moron!"

Inspired? Now go back to work.
I will be posting less because I have been sick since chinese new year and things aren't going any better for me.

Comments

Josephine said…
lol

Good one! Now get back to work...

Sienz...
Calvin Soo KJ said…
hahahahaha....good one bro. i wonder will he ever reach heaven. :)
Kellaw said…
jobeling - go work la. sien also still need to work one ga

calvin - you never know. he didnt know either so maybe gua. lol
Lisalicious said…
kellog, so funny...

but then, why so sick and sad?
ahkiong said…
hahahha i tot reli a true story liao. kena con ki! hahaha its indeed a funny joke.
Kellaw said…
Lisa - sick like mad liao. no voice most of the time. swallow saliva also pain le. then cough up yellow jelly which looks like shuet gap gou(those expensive chinese herbal jelly) hahaha. Sad cause didn't really celebrate cny lo.

ahkiong - it's a real story la. no con con here in my blog one..
Josephine said…
wei, mana lu punya chat box?
Kellaw said…
jobeling - kellaw.blogspot.com no cbox 1. wanna spam then spam in comments. hahaha

cbox too much spams la
cleffairy said…
*sigh* I sense that this year will be a stinking poo for me. Get well soon, bro.
Kellaw said…
clef - it's already a stinky poo for me already. i am still sick. i think it will be a long while before i get well
Kellaw said…
hehe. copyrighted one le my story.
JustJasmine said…
you cant blame the pastor... lol
Kellaw said…
JustJasmine - no ah. not blaming the pastor at all. he also human and i think he went into depression after that incident
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