Monday, November 16, 2009

How to make everything out of nothing

I should really tag zewt for this since it's accounting related. Well I am sure he would drop by. Hahaha.

There was this friend of mine who had just graduated from one of the business school. He searched for a job for some time till he found an ad for an accountant. Then he just call up and was set up with an interview. It's a small business ran by an old man. Below is what that guy told me of what happened during the interview.

Boss: I need someone with an accounting degree and I see you have one with good results. This job you see, is mainly because I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me.

Friend: Huh?

Boss: You see, I worry about a lot of things and one of the major things is I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back. So can you?

Friend: I see and how much does the job pays?

Boss: I'll start you at eighty thousand. How does that sound?

Friend: Eighty thousand dollars! That is a real good deal for a fresh graduate like me. Anyway, how can such a small business afford a sum like that?

Boss: That, is your first worry.

My friend never accepted that job...

5 comments:

j_yenn said...

which mafia company is this? :P

Kellaw said...

j_yenn - i didnt ask my friend. will let you know if i get to know. hahaha

zewt said...

are you for real?

i dont mind doing the worrying for that old man for much cheaper than that.

wait... 80 a year or 80 a month?

Kellaw said...

zewt - you decide if you want 80 grand a month or a year. but the task lies in making that 80 in the first place. lol

candy =) said...

lols =) nice one HAHAHA

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