@$$holes will always be in charge

Finally I have some time off to update this blog. It had been tiring and busy all the way for me. Top that with the amount of dinner I had and the little time I can have to spend in the toilet. Well it all led to constipation problems. Anyway just the other day, my friend was telling me how his boss were an @$$hole nowadays. They don't even have a say at the direction the company is going nor do they get to know where the company would distribute budget to. So from his story and mine, up came something. Yes my mind is always twisted. Too bad lol.

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took turns speaking up why they are in charge:

Brain: "I should be in charge because I run all body functions."

Blood: "I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain."

Stomach: "I should be in charge because I process food to the brain."

Legs: "I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go."

Eyes: "I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going."

Then came .....

@$$HOLE: "I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste."

Which led to all the other parts laughing and this made the @$HOLE very mad. To prove his point, it immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief.

Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly.

Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable.

Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred.

Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body.

Day 6 - All the organs agreed to let the @$$HOLE be in charge.

The moral of the story:
No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find that it is always the @$$HOLE that is in charge. So just live with it or else you will end up suffering for some time like the other organs which proves to be futile anyways. The other moral of the story, always allocate toilet time for yourself no matter how busy you may be.


Kellaw said…
lol ken how come you so fast found i updated one?
Kellaw said…
renaye - interesting le. now go turn yourself into... hahaha

Myhorng - now you know the secret to success? hahaha
Kellaw said…
andy - if you want to be in charge you also have to be one lol.
Calvin Soo KJ said…
unless the @$$hole have a brain, I am in charge....lol. i tell it when to open and close shut, especially when a gay is around....hehehehe. cheers bro. updated liao. :)
Kellaw said…
at times it just doesnt listen to you calvin. thats the problem. haha
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