Saturday, May 30, 2009

Rules of survival?

Warning! This post may be offensive to some people. Read at your own risk.

A friend asked me this question over msn. I didn't give it much of a thinking when I am so bloody busy with my assignment and now when I am done with the first of the series of assignment in the next coming 2 weeks, I started to remember his question. So now that I have remembered, I started to give it a thought.

Say you are on this island stuck with an ugly fat lady. Okok! I know you guys are sensitive to the word "FAT". SO lets just assume she is fat fleshy ok? So you are one guy who can get all the girls you want in the city but too bad, now you are in the island stuck with miss fleshy. To make matters worse, there is nothing edible or drinkable save for the salty sea water on the island and the next time someone is going to pass by that place in say 2 months.

Then the lady came with an offer, do her everytime you need food. Hey even a fat lady has needs ok? Still normal human right? Have emotions and needs right? Nola. The food is not her milk la for goodness sake. =_=" swt! Say she has a supply of clean water and say food to keep you alive. Would you do her in order to survive or would you rather die of hunger and thirst. So guys give it a thought and leave me an answer.


When you are bloody stressed with work, this is how all girls look like to you. Yes even the prettiest girls will look the same to those who are stressed. Now you know why sex life is below average for our neighbours?


Anyway, it's impressive how brains wander when people are under stress. One good example is the fella who asked me the question. He has like 2 assignments due next week and both are research papers. Good luck lol.

13 comments:

Jessen said...

What happen to this lady.... scary ler...

Kellaw said...

dont ask lol

tRiEi cRiSiS said...

er... can i just swim off the island?......lol

AngelKein♥ said...

hey :]
linked ya.
link mua back.
unless u dont wat then i remove :P

Kellaw said...

triei - the island is surrounded by a shark infested sea. even if you swim, you wouldnt last from the dehydration from salt water. so how?

kein - is that a request or a threat? or both? linked liao la.

Calvin Soo KJ said...

*gulp* that's one big.....?? been weeks bro. how's life. cheers and god bless :)

Kellaw said...

calv - still busy la. next week and the week after will be full with assignments and then the week after that would be my study break then final exams the week after. where got time to sleep?

wayeyoung said...

Lol! Can I become a cannibal instead? >=)

Kellaw said...

wayeyoung - you wanna eat her? wth!! you mean physically or the one which involves mental torture?

Myhorng said...

i think i'll rather drown myself.

mknace said...

:| wooo...
:| scaryyy

Kellaw said...

mknace - where got scary? lol

Anonymous said...

Does she also have booze... preferably lots of it...

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