Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Don't take the risk

With the recent Easter passed by to commemorate Jesus's death and rise and the news I read yesterday which says Malaysian pilgrim and missionaries(no la not that sex position ok?) being barred from entering Israel to Jerusalem(Malaysians are barred but the pilgrims can always get special permit to enter. Yes this is something a lot doesn't know). So I came up with this new joke. No pun intended for those religious extremists ok? It's just for laughs.

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.

While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told him, "You can have her shipped home for USD5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for just USD150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker was surprised and asked, "Why? Why would you spend USD5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be great to be buried in the HolyLand and also so much cheaper to spend only USD150?"

The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Happy belated easter guys. Sorry I didn't post this earlier as I was busy the whole week.

14 comments:

LithiumMind said...

Happy Easter :P

Kellaw said...

Lithium - welcome to my blog

Calvin Soo KJ said...

hahahaha....good one bro. :)

Kellaw said...

calvin - yours also good one ma. kill the lady lol

wayang times said...

lol this is a nice joke :)
gave u a pong on ping.sg

Kellaw said...

wayang thanks wei

AndyViciousCycle said...

lols

Clarisse Teagen said...

Hello Kellaw. .


Was actually looking for a cbox to put this. buT I couldn't find one. . My college is doing a concert. A tribute to The Eagles and since it's open to public, i was wondering if you'd like to come?? :)

Josephine said...

gam dou dak?
lol

Kellaw said...

lo andy

clarisse -where? which college? no cbox here la. limit the spam intake lol. details?

jo - why kenot? wuahaha

Tekkaus said...

What? You are really good with this, aren't you? Ha ;D

Kellaw said...

tekkaus - good with what wo?

cleffairy said...

=.= been hearing bout missionary position. but dun really kno wud issit. I'll google it lata. Btw, sorry for not visiting and dropping by often. I've been busy like an agyptian slave. *sigh* wanna poop oso no time!

Kellaw said...

clef tahan no good le. later constipation only you know. hahaha

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