Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Hamsap Picture (Edited)

By request of Jo, I show you lo the hamsap picture.


Ham Sap anot? Salty and wet at the same time. Where to get? Satisfied mou?

Okok. Give you more info on it.

Traditional Chinese: 鹹鴨蛋
Simplified Chinese: 咸鸭蛋
Cantonese Jyutping: haam4 aap3 daan6*2
Hanyu Pinyin: xían yā dàn
Literal meaning: salted duck eggs


Wuahahahaha!!!


Okok. I curi the pictures from the web liao. I can't find any better pictures liao. Be reminded the picture are not mine ok? They belong to someone else so if you wanna copy also think twice la.



Nah! Happy mou Jo?

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Hair Saloon difference (Funny)

Note : This post is just for laugh. No I am not a racist ok?

What's the difference between a Chinese hair saloon than an Indian or Malay(house) saloons? The following is a comparison.

Price :-
Chinese - MYR 12 to Several Ks depending where you actually have your cut and who you cut with

Indian - Liamah Linggit(MYR 5 & above)

Malay - Tujuh cukup la(MYR 7 & above). Free/Any amount you want to pay if he is your neighbour

Place :-
Basically very much the same for their location. One to many in housing areas and shops but you see more Indian barber shops more. Hey it's a job of skill ok? So be proud.

Setting :-
Chinese - Full of girls pictures ranging from Japanese and Korean etc

Indian - Full of Ang Moh(westerners) pictures (and several sample head pictures)

Malay - Anywhere ranging to the front of your car porch to the toilet. The guy will ask you what style you want instead. "Eh, Apa style lu mau? Botak ada, Kelapa ada, Ronaldo punya style pun ada"(Eh, What style you want? We have Bald head, Coconut head - cover with coconut and cut the rest, Ronaldo's style also we have)

Conversation while doing your hair :-
Chinese -
Auntie : Handsome/Pretty, you still schooling
You : Yeah
Auntie : Got gf/bf or not?
You : No leh. Where so fast got
Auntie : Ok Mah. Your age last time I already have 2 kids liao(Focus on "LAST TIME" when I buy sweets 10 cents 1 whole pack)
You : No la. Want study first.
Auntie : I have a daughter/son around your age. Want me intro? (proceeds with one endless garbage conversation that you wish you were out of there asap)

Indian -
Uncle : Kerja letih ke?(Is work tiring?)
You : Ya
Uncle : Ekonomi tak baik. Sikit orang datang gunting rambut(Economy bad. Less people come for haircuts)
You : Ya
Uncle : Kerajaan tak bagi subsidi(No subsidy from government)
You : Ya.. (getting restless because you wanted to relax)
Uncle : Harga benda pun naik(prise of goods rise)
You : Ya....(half alseep)
Uncle : Bla bla bla
You : Ya............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................
Uncle : Bla bla bla......
Conclusion? Uncle talk you "Ya!" till he finish cutting or else wait botak(bald) la

Malay - Silence till your hair is cut(You are afraid of that "Aiyak! Sorry ah. Senget dah")

Treatment :-
Chinese - Come, auntie help you wash your head. A lot of hair there later you feel itchy. (In your head - Wah auntie so good help me wash my head. In her head - Ngek Ngek Ngek! I get additional RM1 tips which I will charge you without you knowing)

Indian - The aneh helps you massage your shoulder, forehead to sideburn area then proceeds to twist your head to help you release the tensed feeling on your neck muscles. Crak! Oops! Leher putus dah. Mampus la kali ini.(Neck broken, Die this time). The aneh then proceeds to tiptoe out of the shop balik India(back to India)

Malay - Dah siap.(Done) and you end up scratching your head because some kutu accompanied you for a week till you get Shieldtox to spray your head.


Ps. Personally I still enjoy the Indian barber shops because you get to sleep till they are finished with your head. Some shaves for you too(with the risk of "Aiyak! Sudah putus leher!" ala Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)

Ps. Anyone who can find a shop with barber like Don't mess with Zohan for guys let me know ya. The barber must be a model type of girl. I sense my ears are going to be twisted till they fall off soon. It's not for me lol. It's for my hamsap friends.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Something stupid over the weekend(funny)

Last night I received a call from a mate at the middle of the night. I told myself this better be good or else... You can't blame me for being grumpy when I am dead tired and sleepy ok? Anyway here is the conversation(translated from Cantonese).

Me : Hello. What's up?(Hello! mat kau?)
A : Got a problem here. I just got my new PC from the PC fair this evening.(Diu, Ngo shan PC kam yat lei jor.)
Me : So? I need to sleep la.(Ngo hou gui. Oii fan gau la)
A : No this is serious. I really need help.(Mou la. Hou yim jong ge. Yau man tai)
Me : What prob you get?(Meh si woh)
A : My PC doesn't start up(Neh, Ngo PC um jeok)
Me : You sure you plugged it in?(Yau mou chap cable?)
A : Har? Need to plug it in? I thought wireless one?(Har, Yew chap ge meh? Um hai mou sin ge meh?)
Me : Fuck! Since when your PC generate electric on it's own one? Go find the cable la.(Niamah! Bin gor gau lei um sai yong din geh? Wan go cable chap la.)
A : Okok. done plugging(Okok. Chap jor)
Me : Press the button and see if it works now.(Gam gor jai tai hang um hang)
A : Ok. Done and it lights up(Ok Gam jor. Jeok jor)
Me : Oklo. (Mai hou jor lo)
A : Eh how come the monitor doesn't work? It's not lighting up.(Eh. Geh monitor mou jeok geh?)
Me : Did you plug in the cables for the monitor?(Yau mou chap monitor cable?)
A : My monitor is wireless one(Ngo monitor wireless geh)
Me : Ok. Take your monitor. Walk 20 steps away from your CPU.(Ok leng lei geh monitor hang 20 chek from lei geh CPU)
A : Ok walked already(Ok hang jor)
Me(Obviously fed up and frustrated) : Ok listen. Here is what you need to do. Pack back everything in the box they came in and send back to the company. (Ok lei teng ngo gong. Chap fan sai seng gah PC fong fan lok geh hap, gei fan bei geh pou tau)
A : Is it so serious? What's the problem?(Yau mou kum yim jong? Meh si leh?)
Me : It's the problem between the PC/Table and the chair. (Man tai hai PC/Toi tong dang jong gan)
A : huh?
Me : You are too dumb to use a comp. Send them back to the shop so others can make good use for it.(Lei tai chun jor. Um sai yong PC jor.)
A : ....(speechless)
Me : Where do you think the electric to the monitor come from? Plug from your finger is it?(Let lam har geh monitor geh din bin dou lei geh? Sau ji chut hai mai?)
A : Okok. I will plug in all cable and see if it works.(Okok. Ngo wan sai gor dit cable chap jor sin)

After around 5 minutes the same fella called again

A : Hello. The monitor lighted up but I can't type on the keyboard or move my mouse.(Monitor jeok jor. Keyboard type um dou le. Mouse yuk um dou)
Me : Is it wireless?(Wireless geh hai mai)
A : Yeah(Hai)
Me : See in the box if you find 2/4 piece of AA/AAA battery.(Wan har geh hap tai yau mou 2/4 AA/AAA din)
A : Yeah it's in the box. How you know they are there?(Yau wor. Lei dim ji yau din geh?)
Me(Feeling like wacking that idiot in and out with his keyboard and strangling him with his PC cables) : Ok. Now go swallow the battery and you will see both of them work. If it doesn't I will burn you one PC. (Ok. Thun jor gor leong lap din tai hang mou. Yi gu um hang ngo siu gar PC bei lei)
A : Yoh. Where to put la.(Yoh fong bin dou geh?)
Me(I am so tempted to say up his arse here) : Behind the keyboard and mouse la(Hai keyboard tong mouse hau bin)
A : Ok bye. Goodnight.

I wonder why people like him are allowed to even go near a PC. This coming from a person handling the groups program coding.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Into the West - Howard Shore

It's a nice song to hear if you can get hold of it. It's one of the soundtrack from LOTR - Lord of The Rings. Very calming effect. Dedicated to the ones lost, gone but not forgotten.


Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore

Why do you weep?
What are these tears upon your face?
Soon you will see
All of your fears will pass away
Safe in my arms
You're only sleeping

What can you see
On the horizon?
Why do the white gulls call?
Across the sea
A pale moon rises
The ships have come to carry you home

And all will turn
To silver glass
A light on the water
All Souls pass

Hope fades
Into the world of night
Through shadows falling
Out of memory and time
Don't say
We have come now to the end
White shores are calling
You and I will meet again
And you'll be here in my arms
Just sleeping

Chorus

And all will turn
To silver glass
A light on the water
Grey ships pass
Into the West

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Chick with long legs pictures(part 2) - edited 26/12/2008

If you haven't read part 1 go here.

Since no one volunteered to chip in to buy my friend his Christmas gift. The plan failed and this would be yet another year where he fails to get a present from Santa who was hit by the recent recession. I guess now Santa just drop by and pack whatever food and drinks you guys left him because he has to pay last years' wage to the elves and would have no presents for the kids this year.

Ok ok. I will tell you guys why part 2 is created here. This is just one prediction I am going to make. Since "Your Boy"(if you don't know what I am saying here, that's why there is a link above) have been lowering his standards year by year and being such a considerate guy. Yes, he is considerate liao. His initial wish is to have a rich model to marry and rely on her to support him for a living to his wish now that he will work to support his "chick with long legs".

So it's safe to predict he will write the following letter to santa next year.

(copied and edited from previous version)

"Dear Father Santa,

I have been an extremely good boy this year than last year. I donated RMXXXXXXXX to certain foundations in hope that my wish will come true but sad to say I need to rely back to you to grant my wish. For 7 years I haven't been receiving my present so I think you must really be hit hard by the recession and don't have the cash in hand. I hope I will am already dying to get my present this year seated next to my tree. Come on. It can't be that hard right? This year I had already lower even down my requirement of having a model girlfriend as a gift. I know the recent recession also hit the northpole and the toy farktory factory had to be closed down.

All I want now is a chick with long short legs(yes I don't care anymore because I haven't been laid the pass 7 years) and big small(yes, small eyes are acceptable this year) cute eyes. She doesn't need to be clever so I could be the place where she finds comfort in. That's all I am asking for as I am really considerate on your condition too. As usual I would leave a jug of beer and several packs of peanuts which you never fail to take but not leave me my present. They are there so you can have some snack on your journey around the world. So please can I have my present this year? Can?


With love,


Your Boy."

Ps. If everything else fails, just leave me your daughter or one of the female elves. You can pick her up again next morning when you finished going around the world.

So creative or not my version for his next year letter? Wait la. Don't run first la. Since he will be so desperate next year. Of course as a friend, I should help fulfill his wish right? I also search up and down, high and low for a suitable gift for him lo. You really wanna see the pic? This time no need you guys chip in liao. I alone can sponsor 1.




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TADAA!!!
Oops... Wrong chick. My friend is a straight guy. Sorry la. Christmas ma. Traveled whole day so I am tired one ma. So can be a little blur.
Oklo. Give you what I found lo.




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There. Does this match the specification. So "Your Boy" be rest assured you will get your present next year. Just hope "she" does not poo on your Christmas tree la.

Ps. It's just a joke for laugh la. You also made fun of me in your blog ma. So fair la. Don't angry ok?


Merry Christmas to everyone!!


Edit(26/12/2008):- Fine. You want a sexy chick? Oklo. I give you. TADAA!!!


Sexy ma. No meh? You asked for it. Hahaha. So now i never lie to you liao lo. See I am such a good friend and being considerate here.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

One kid that doesn't want her head for christmas


Here is one kid that doesn't want to have her head intact for christmas. I wonder what the father/mother is doing to allow their kids to basically put their heads and hands out of the window. I was planning to drive next to the car and give them both a good "luku" on their head. LOL. Violent? Yes but that's the best for them to learn.

Ps. Don't bother copying my image and sending to the star. I already did before I posted this up.

Puppy Pictures

As I promised several people. Here are the pictures of my puppy. Cute bo?



Chick with long legs(pictures included)

Darn. I am too early in the office on a christmas eve morning. How do I know that? The lights are still off. So I went to browse my friends blogs la. Browse browse browse, I found an entry on his christmas wishlist. He very good and not greedy la. He only asked for 1 wish. No, I wouldn't tell you who he is but he is a frequent visitor here so he should know I am talking about him. Haha.

His letter is as below with some modified content(so you guys can't search him up and laugh at him lol):-

"Dear Father Santa,

I have been a good boy this year. I still had the only one wish like the last 6 years I have been writing to you which you still haven't been granting me of. I haven't receive the present from you the past 6 years so I think you must be saving money to get me my gift. I am sure 6 years is enough for the saving. I hope I will get my present this year seated next to my tree. Come on. It can't be that hard right? This year I had already lower down my requirement of having a model girlfriend as a gift. I know the recent recession also hit the northpole and the toy farktory factory had to be closed down.

All I want now is a chick with long legs and big cute eyes. She doesn't need to be clever so I could be the place where she finds comfort in. That's all I am asking for as I am really considerate on your condition too. As usual I would leave a jug of beer and several packs of peanuts which you never fail to take but not leave me my present. They are there so you can have some snack on your journey around the world. So please can I have my present this year? Can?


With love,


Your Boy."

So I think since Santa already pok kai, as a friend I think I should help him get his present also. I hope you guys would help me on getting him his present also. I searched through the internet for his gift and all I am asking is that you guys do help me chip in on his gift. I am also hit by recession judging from me having lake water and eat grass for lunch. Ok let me show you what I got for the best bargain matching his requirement after searching all over the internet. Scroll down for the picture.


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Yamah. No meh? Chick with long legs, big eyes and not so clever ma (the size of the eyes are bigger than brains). So guys please help me by chipping in on his christmas present. Make someone happy today as the joy of giving is more than the one receiving. Anyway mail me for details if you want to donate. Fast. It's already christmas eve. We still have several hours left. I accept ebanking too.

Wish you guys a happy christmas eve and happy working to those who are stuck in the office like me. Back to work now lu... =(

ps. To "Your Boy"(you know I am talking about you so don't pretend). Don't get angry la. I am just making a joke here ma. Laugh la.

By the way. All I wish for Christmas this year is being able to spend it with my loved ones. Hope my wish would come true.(See? Simple and easy so you guys can't make a joke out of it)


Read part 2 here

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Happy Holidays?

You : Boss, can I take leave on Friday so I can get a whole stretch of 5 days?
Boss : Can, hand in your resignation letter then you can have a whole stretch of 5 years if you want.
You(walks quietly out of the room or loudly by banging the boss door till his picture drops from the wall) : ....

No!No! This post is not about holidays but dedicated to those who can't have holiday this Friday like me. Yeah. It's hard but it's life. Be content that you still have a job when a lot of others are retrenched.

Okla. Since you are such good people and have to work on this Friday so I give you guys an incentive ok? Picture of a vacation spot. Tadaa...


I can feel shoes heading to my head now. Wuahahahaha. Anyway have a Merry(Not so merry for some) Christmas. Happy working or you can always bug me during working hours(I am sensing part 4 of my post here, here and here)

Sunday, December 21, 2008

JUST DON'T PLAY PLAY WITH GOD LIKE HOW WE PLAY PLAY WITH MOTHER NATURE.

This is something copied from here and I thought I should share with you guys.

An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers
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'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.


As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.


He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.







He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..


He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.


He tripped & fell on the ground.


He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.


At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.



As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'

'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

Am I to count you as a believer?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?


'Very well,' said the voice.


The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:




'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty, Amen.'

An idiots' life (part 3 of idiot PTE LTD)

If you haven't read the first 2 posts go here and here. It never fails to amuse me. I just came back from my trip with a new additional member to my family. Anyway to cut things short, here is the conversation. Sorry, it's hard to blank out all the names and I am lazy so no screen shots this time.

**********@hotmail.com says:
hi

**********@hotmail.com just sent you a nudge.

**********@hotmail.com just sent you a nudge.

Kellaw : Fly Away From Here - Aerosmith. My condolences to you Mart says:
what?
**********@hotmail.com says:
what your name
Kellaw : Fly Away From Here - Aerosmith. My condolences to you Mart says:
told you i am your mum right?
**********@hotmail.com says:
where do you stay
Kellaw : Fly Away From Here - Aerosmith. My condolences to you Mart says:
your own house add also you dont know?
**********@hotmail.com says:
where
Kellaw : Fly Away From Here - Aerosmith. My condolences to you Mart says:
** taman ********** poskod ***** jalan *********** kedah la
**********@hotmail.com says:
can i have your hanphone number
Kellaw : Fly Away From Here - Aerosmith. My condolences to you Mart says:
your own mother number also dont have? can go hang yourself already

At last peace and silence after that. Wuahahaha!!! I am bad? Maybe...

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Life?

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983.
From the world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: “Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease”? To this Arthur Ashe replied: The world over – 50 million children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis, 500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi finals, 2 to the finals, When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD “Why me?”. And today in pain I should not be asking GOD “Why me?” Happiness keeps you Sweet, Trials keep you Strong, Sorrow keeps you Human, Failure Keeps you Humble, Success keeps you Glowing, But only God Keeps you Going….. Keep Going…..cheers !!

Have a nice day guys. I will be away from this Thursday and Friday and may therefore not be able to update or reply comments regularly. If you need urgent assistance, try praying.

Monday, December 15, 2008

What If - Coldplay

A nice song to listen to.

What if there was no light.
Nothing wrong, nothing right.
What if there was no time?
And no reason or rhyme?
What if you should decide
That you don't want me there by your side.
That you don't want me there in your life.

What if I got it wrong?
And no poem or song..
Could put right what I got wrong,
Or make you feel I belong
What if you should decide
That you don't want me there by your side
That you don't want me there in your life.

Oooooh, that's right
Let's take a breath, jump over the side.
Oooooh, that's right
How can you know it if you don't even try?
Oooooh, that's right

Every step that you take
Could be your biggest mistake
It could bend or it could break
But that's the risk that you take
What if you should decide
That you don't want me there in your life.
That you don't want me there by your side.

Oooooh, that's right
Let's take a breath jump over the side.
Oooooh, that's right
How can you know it when you don't even try?
Oooooh, that's right

Oooooh, that's right
Let's take a breath jump over the side
Oooooh, that's right
You know that darkness always turns into light
Oooooh, that's right..

Robbing on humanitarian grounds

Yeah some may not like what I am going to write here but I will still continue. You have a choice to leave if you feel what I am writing here is provoking. So don't say I never give you guys the chance to leave now.

Being a first aider myself had taught me a lot in life. Helping those in need at needy times does make me into a better person but recently after the tragic landslides, there are a bunch of idiots who make a mockery of the job by robbing on humanitarian grounds. Go get a copy of the sun today(15 Dec 2008) or go here for the online copy.

Front page man. How worse can it go? So now people needs to register beforehand before they enter their house. It's like the guards at your apartment needs you to register at the guard house before gaining access to your own house. Why such troublesome procedure. Why not station people around the area itself and let the residents just flash their identity card when checked. I could only think of 1 reason why the residents need to register. Go figure if you don't know what I am saying here. I am not going to put that into words here.

No this is not the first time some shit like this happened. When there are floods, people affected have to pay for boat rides. Seriously if you are going to help, help with a heart. Not help only when there are monetary gain. It's no different than the chinese proverb "Chan for dar gip"(taking advantage in robbing when there is fire) or in this case "Chan lam lai dar gip"(taking advantage in robbing when there is landslides).

The other day someone tell me when you help someone of course you hope to get back something in return. You know what my answer is? "It's because of idiots like you that people outside think that we always do things for money". Yes I do not doubt money can do a lot of things but it is not everything. Imagine having yourself in that situation. You are losing your house to the fire and your neighbours go in and help themself with your favourite TV set or HIFI. How would you feel. Say you are caught in a flood. Someone with a boat came by. Tells you 100 bucks per person. What are you going to do and how are you going to feel.

Some of these idiots have no concern for lives as well. No money no talk and they just leave you to your own miseries. Some just left the victims to their own peril which results in death in several cases. It happens everywhere when there is disasters. People will always be selfish. Be it throwing a hoe for you to dig up your own wife while they tender to more "important businesses" or giving you a float and ask the flood victims to swim to the nearest safe place. Worse still they ask you to slowly wait there for "kinder" people who are willing to take them in without any payment or swim to safety. Imagine a 70 year old grandma swimming across 200 meters to the higher building when she can't even walk properly.

At times I do really wonder what kind of brains do they have. Pea brain? Don't they have a heart or they lost their heart to the fire, flood or soils? And some joker have to come up with genious plans to keep your belongings from getting robbed.

"how about tie your belongings with dog?
sure thief didnt dare to come near it.. ^^"
if possible, put in tiger's cage"

Very genious my friend provided you have a tiger and dogs don't swim that long in floods or craw beneath the earth. Sigh. Really no mood after reading the news.

Friday, December 12, 2008

The story of how I got threatened (funny)

Yes the same idiot from this post here visited me on MSN while I am at work. This same idiot left plenty of traces around the internet world with all his personal information intact. Wonder what they teach kids in schools nowadays. They never learn do they? The screenshot is self explanatory.


He is really one of a kind. The type which is unique and you can't get many of them anymore nowadays. Click on the image for a larger view.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

"FAST" Food anyone?

Ever wonder at times "FAST" food is no longer fast that the auntie selling bak kut teh in the nearby stall could have caught a pig(no offense to the muslims), castrate it(no meh? No need castrate one ar? Oklo then sembelih(slaughter) lo) and make the bak kut teh for you and yet your "FAST" food still havent arrive. It's one of those days where you are rushing for a flight and wanted to grab a bite only to be told "Sorry ah. Can wait 45 minutes while we cook the chicken?". Yes, I know how you feel. You feel like taking the tray, slapping the counter fella in and out ending with his/her head stuck on the tray.

One of my friend finally couldn't stand it and broke out here. Seriously she is already nice. If I am in her shoes. I will complain till their mum can't recognize them anymore. Hahaha. Ok enough of that already. Gonna show you guys the winner of the "FAST" food chain award. It goes to Pizza hut Giant Bandar Kinrara beating all the other contestants hands down. Don't believe me ar? Here's a picture but make sure you have already eaten and half of it is already digested. Better still if it's already fully digested or else it will go down using your spine or vomit even your overnight food.

I leave it to your imagination to do the comparison. It looks like one of the bread which they bought upstairs in Giant and microwaved/oven it then serve to us. The waiting time is terrible. You basically sit there for over 15 minutes and the staff there threats you as if your whole family is invisible. It takes another 15 minutes for the bill to arrive which at one point someone suggested that we just leave without paying the bill. The soup is even thinner than urine. What you guys expect? Pizza Hut boleh ma.

Next on the list is Secret Recipe Time Square. No. I am not rich. I am there because it's my birthday ok? Meaning someone treat la. I wouldn't go to suck such expensive place ok? Those idiots let us wait for 15 minutes without serving us. The best part is the supervisor is hiding in the room while the staffs are busy like mad outside. Then came the food. The food they serve is far from the menu. Don't get deceived by looks and oh yeah, they tried to cheat me off 2 pieces of spring roll which I asked the supervisor about. Guess what? The supervisor have to refer back because he is new and doesn't know the products they are selling. Good leh the service?

Then we have Manhattan Fish Market IOI mall. They are short of manpower but the manager is quite friendly. I am there because I have the buy 1 free 1 promotion. They ran out of chips. Imagine fish and chips without the chips? So it becomes chipless fish and chip. Oklo they replace with rice or salad. Still get to eat full ma. This I am not complaining much la because they gave me extra free fish and chips fish and rice. Here are some pictures. Mouth Watering? You treat me I bring you go eat ok? Deal? No? Why so kiamsiap(stingy) one you?

Yes. That's a suggestion form next to the plate. It works most of the time when the service is bad and you need that good service. Try grabbing the suggestion form next time and see how things turn instantly.

Ok moving down on the list is KFC Jusco Taman Equine. The food is okla till I went to wash my hands. Then saw a cockroach walking and staring back at me. This happening in a store which have the "A" sticker from MPSJ meaning it's supposed to be uber clean. Malaysia Boleh?

My advice? Avoid fast food if you could unless you are sure those fellas can give you the service you are paying for. Avoid all those "Hoi! Where is the cheese in my Filet o' Fish?" to avoid getting "Ptui! Ptui" at the backdoor on the food they are about to serve you. Have a nice day guys.

The kid in me

No, no more Christmas carols from me but this post has some Christmas related stuffs. Else I will go back in time and post it again =P

Somehow yesterday wasn't a very lucky day for me. Was supposed to post this but I don't have the time as I was too tired. Somehow MSN wasn't working on my office desktop and the portable MSN doesn't have the block and ban functions(could have but I am too busy and lazy to find). As usual I set my status to busy(so that only those important guys can MSN me) and also set nick to "AT WORK! Disturb at your own risk!". Then some joker have to pop up. The following is "roughly" the conversation.

A(obviously a guy from his nick) : Hi!
B(grumbled) : Hi!
A : You guy or girl? Single?
B : Guy and I only like girls
A : Oh! I am guy too. Single? Name?
B(fed up - Why does he want to know I am single or not anyway unless he is trying to sell me some China Biao Mei at uber cheap price) : Sorry! Busy now.

5 Minutes later ......

A : Hi!
B : Hi!
A : You guy or girl? Single?
B(really fed up) : I am your mum!
A : Name?
B : You even forgot your mums name and you need to ask? Tonight no need come home. You can sleep outside.(Finger itching like mad to block and ban but frustrated because I couldn't find the damn button)

The best part. He is not even in my list...

Lunch is just another boring routine. Don't even feel like eating at all. So went to read new stuffs from both kennysia.com and kennysai.blogspot.com. Yes you read right. It's "SAI" as in shit in hokkien. It's not that I condone public attacks or should I say virtual attacks. I just enjoy reading them as posts but one thing I despice is guys who already have a girlfriend or wife going out looking for another woman. The simple maths here can be solved if the guys' brains would just take some time to reverse the equation meaning what if the wife goes out with another guy? How would you feel?

After work I went home in KTM and sat next to a lady with her baby. Her baby was quite playful actually. I don't know why but I just have this ability in me to attract kids I want and make kids whom I don't like cry. So guys(and girls too) if you have a kid and you want them cry, do come to me. I charge cheap only le. RM 388 for one time cry. Another package 3888 is for cry and laugh at the same time. Ong or not the figure? Sang and Fat(Life and Rich). Come on la. I need money buy Christmas presents. Now also Pok Kai(bankrupt) like Santa already where got money buy? Next month Chinese New Year sumore. Lagi Bankrupt.

Anyway the kid is so cute that I feel like cubit his chubby face only. Then reach midvalley where I am supposed to go out. Some of those people waiting outside out of their kiasuness(Afraid to lose) and kiasiness(afraid to die if they don't get on train like midvalley have some biological disease) block the exitway which is also the entrance to the train door. Why can't these dumbfuck idiots wait till we get out first? Don't they realize if we don't get to go out. They will never be able to come in? So someone shouted "Hello, Boleh kasi kita keluar dulu?" and don't know which idiot say "Tak Bleh" in the U-Mobile commercial style. I wanted to give the "Kenapa?" face(the die father face la) to the guy who answered.
Go see the video below if you are living in the jungle all along and don't know what I am talking about.


Have you guys start to notice all the Christmas decorations? The one in Pavillion looks like a giant cake. Does it look like a tree to you?
It just reminds me of the spiraling way up to a building car park. I don't know why the shopping malls have to fight and compete every year to come up with the largest and ugliest tree. What happen to the good old Tree?


Or even this

Then I found the one in Midvalley which I think would give the nightmare to any sane kid.
Look at the toy soldier and Santa. I overheard a kid screaming to his mum saying "Mummy, Look they hanged santa". I nearly roll on the floor laughing till my stomach burst. I wonder if he is going to say the toy soldier looks like the Grinch. Don't believe me? Go to midvalley and have a look yourself. Yes I am a kid at heart when it comes to christmas but all these decorations just killed it for me. Have a Merry Little Christmas everyone.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Christmas Spirit

It's disturbing where every corner I go there is at least one decoration on Christmas yet for some reasons I don't feel the spirit in me. So here I am with my own Christmas song for Satan Santa Clause(I can already sense boots aiming at my head now). You guys can sing this Christmas Carol along with me.
You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry;
You'd better keep cash,
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

Santa's Pok kai(bankrupt),
Already POK KAI!'
He doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice,
He's not coming to town.

It's worthless if you've do good,
It's better if you've been bad,
He sold his list of
who's naughty or nice,
Santa's not coming to town, HEY

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!
An early Merry Christmas to those who are celebrating.

Ps. Might come a new version of jingle bells also. Anyone wanna help me with ideas?

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Passing of a friend from the past

Actually the whole day today, I have been containing all my sorrows and not let it out. So far I am doing a real good job on it. Actually after the wedding dinner, I received news from one of the members that my old mentor, Steve Rodham had actually succumbed to his lungs cancer which he had been fighting over the past 2 years. He just celebrated his 54th birthday over a month ago in the hospital in the states.

It's quite a shock for me to actually lose him when he was a non smoker all along, lives in the remote areas where they get healthy food and things and most importantly a person with a kind heart to help others. Of course I can't compare my loss to the one that his wife, Martha(knows as Mart to most of us) is currently experiencing. My condolences to you Mart.

The passing of someone close, be it a family member or a friend is never easy for me. Some may say I portray a character which is strong in most situations but there is always a weak side of me. Steve's sickness reminds me of my late grandfather where he had been fighting the same cancer. The pain is unbearable for both yet it's even worse for their loved ones. This I know because I am always here to feel it.

Steve had been a great mentor and a buddy in my early years when I got to know him. Some say I am the luckiest recruit to know him and get him as a buddy. I still remember his first advice. "Son, getting into this business is not to be a superhero but to help all that you could. That is the limit that we humans can do. Even superman does lose at times but that is not the reason for us to stop what we are doing." I took that advice and pass on to all the buddies I had while I am still actively involved in the movement.

He had always been there when I needed advice on the next course of action, guiding, leaving hints here and there and handling the problem while I just observe when he knows that I can't solve it. He was one of the best know diplomat in the movement but sad to say with his passing, everyone feels a loss of such a man of great character. This blog will observe a 24 hours silence from this moment as a mark of respect for him. Sorry if this post bores some of you but I feel I should have posted this up because he is part of who I am today and he deserves this respect I am giving him here.

Hope that you have finally found the peace you have always been looking for wherever you are now. Condolences to Mart and family. Do tell us if you need anything. We will try our best to help if we could. Guys who are going for the service, please do send me the pictures if possible. I know not many are going as it's remote but I do hope I can get just one pic for memory wise. Thanks.

Monday, December 8, 2008

You know what I hate? Part 2

If you haven't read part 1 go here then you will know what I am talking about here.

It's a continuation from this:-
- Idiots who are siu hei(sensitive as some calls it). One good example below.
A : You there? Can do me a favor?
B : Yeah I am here.
A : Sends cam request.
B : Accepts
A : Can you see me clearly? How do I look like? Can you tell me what's wrong?
B : Very blur. Look like ghost from those ghost movies(speaking the truth)
A : Argh!!! Bans the hell out of B for being hon
est

Continued
B : Noticed A online and says hi and ask "Still angry at me? Ban me that day"
A : don't Worry i don't have the right to angry at you because i m one of the idiots
B : Scratched butt head and wonders what A is talking about
A : have a nice day(and proceeds to go missing or ban the hell out of B again)
B : Finally the butt head gave the most logical answer. The blog entry he wrote before on A.

B in head : OMFG. She reads my blog! Die this time. Screams and proceeds to run around the house like a mad man jumping up and down.

A while later. B starts to wonder if his current boss reads his entry about how to escape from the workplace here.

Ps. B also starts to wonder if A keeps a blog on him too putting entry as the most insensitive person.

How I know she is angry? Her display pic on msn la. See below.









additional type of idiots whom I hate :-
- Idiots who make fun at the most inappropriate time. Example below.
A : Adds B on msn and proceeds to add B on msn with A's address being hotchick@hotmail.com.
B : Receives notification and wonders who is this hot chick. Nevermind la. Approve already then only ask that fella la. Proceeds to accept.
A : Hi
B : Hi you are?
A : I am Darth Vader/Anakin Sykwalker. Come to papa Luke. Come join me in the dark side.
B : Yeah and I am superman
A : I am Jor El. Come to papa.
B : Bans the hell out of A(sweet revenge and I don't fall to the dark side)

Another story....(long long time ago in a CLASS in a galaxy far far away...)
A (Classmate who is a guy) : Adds B on msn and B accepts
B : You are?
A : I am the girl you slept with the other day
B : Knowing he had not slept with anyone proceeds to ask A who A really was.
A : How can you be so cold hearted. You slept with me and forgot me.
B : The only ones that slept with me are bed bugs. Are you one of them?
A : You do me already then don't want me la now.
B : Gets fed up with the lame joke in the class proceeds to ban the hell out of A.

Ah! relieve at last.

Moral of the story :- Don't try to dig info out of your friend through MSN by changing your own sex or else you will be the joke yourself. As Siyet says I am one of those who are real serious at times and I don't quite joke around. It depends on the situation actually. I do joke around but not when I am all stressed up trying to figure out the solution to the assignment when some idiots come from the back and BAM!(sound of B getting a tight slap from A after scaring B who is concentrating - can't blame B because it's standard fright reflex)

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Emotional

Reshuffled my racks and cupboard. Should have done this right after the exams but me being the busy me couldn't find the time to do it. I found an old picture of a person from the past. Somehow lots of feeling went through my head at that moment. Sadness and happiness. Don't bother to ask because I will not tell nor answer anyone regarding this. Just feel I should let it all out here only.

Should I just let it all out but I guess I shouldn't. That's it la. Forget about the past and move forward like the face of a shilling which is always looking forward.

A song went through my play list. Only You by Elvis Presley. Don't ask me why I have such old song. Anyway it reminds me of this. Enjoy.

You know what I hate?

Note : No animal(humans are animals right? No? Read back your biology book. It's labeled under mammals which makes monkeys your cousins) are harmed in the process of writing this blog. The writer is not responsible for any actions taken by the reader of this blog in following exactly what is written here. Some are based on real life events while some are not. Names have been changed to protect the identity of those involved. If you so bad as to have a name which is same as in the story(A and B) then go blame your parents for giving you that ugly name.

I Hate : -

- Idiots who will never answer your questions directly. They have to go through all the junk that you need to listen before they can give you one answer. It's double worse when you went through all that hell and still can't get an answer.

- Idiots who just give you an excuse after you ask tons of questions. They just reply you saying they are tired and goes to bed to sleep. (happens usually when a wife ask his husband where he get that lipstick mark on the shirt from). These are those elite people who would avoid the question at all costs. What's wrong with answering anyway if you can tell me you want to go to sleep? Use that same time to answer then say you wanted to go to sleep la.

- Idiots who ask questions when they already know the answers to the questions. This includes the common questions like. Man asking wife : Is mine large enough? or woman asking her husband : Do I look fat in this dress? For goodness sake go look into the mirror. Or child asking dad : Can I have that wii? when the dad's company just went broke from the current recession.

- Idiots who are siu hei(sensitive as some calls it). One good example below.
A : You there? Can do me a favor?
B : Yeah I am here.
A : Sends cam request.
B : Accepts
A : Can you see me clearly? How do I look like? Can you tell me what's wrong?
B : Very blur. Look like ghost from those ghost movies(speaking the truth)
A : Argh!!! Bans the hell out of B for being honest

- Idiots who know how to do things but pretends not to know then trying to get people to do the things for them. For goodness sake, do your own job. Not everyone is as free as you walking around. Example.
A : Walks around and spots B looking at her.
B : Looks at his computer and does his own work.
A : Hey B, Can you help me burn a CD. I am scared because it's from hell-knows-where-is-that-place
B : Why? Can't you burn at your side.
A : I am scared that it will damage the disc(problem with people who doesn't know what burning means or just pretends not to know)
B : Okok. I will burn for you. Takes out a lighter and lights the hell out on the CD then proceeds to dumping it in the lake outside then looks back at A and says "DONE!"

- Idiots who keeps you waiting forever. Refer to point no 2. These guys are a batch of elites in mankind. Always keeps you anticipating for an answer or a solution but never gives them to you. Example.
A : Do you know what happened?
B : Nope. What?
A : Really don't know what happen ar?
B : Really la. Tell la.
A : Why you don't know one?
B : How I know why I don't know. Tell la.
A : Where have you been all these while that you don't know?
B got up from his seat. Beats the hell out of A and put all his fingers in the company paper shredder, use the boiled kettle and iron A's face, soak A's face in the toilet bowl and drowns the hell out of A by repeated flushing then proceeds to dump A in the lake nearby where he just thrown A's CD in.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Escape from Office (case study)

Prenote:- I am in no way responsible if you get your ass fired from work because you used the ways stated here.

Case study problem : Escape from your office without being detected when you are supposed to be working.

Explanation & problem dissection : To escape from your office without being detected, you must possess the right skills and knowledge to do so. This is often a skill used by those who wanna leave early or come in late to work. Do you have what it takes? If you are a boss, why bother? Here we will discuss the pros and cons of each solution. The ratings for each solution is based on a 1-9 scale with 9 being the best.

Do not attempt the solutions if your office implements an electronic tagging system unless you have a boyfriend(for guys) or les partner who is willing to tag in and out for you to bear the responsible of getting caught. Once again I am not responsible for any misuse.

Solution 1 : Brings bag, water tumbler and coffee mug to work every morning(some people scared the cockroach will poison them overnight ma). Turns on the computer every morning and shuts it down before going home. Cleans the cubicle before leaving and take home what you bring to work.
Rating : 1 (Mission : Impossible as even the blind or tea lady will notice you.)





Solution 2 : Brings bag, water tumbler, own stationary and leaves mug around(not scared cockroach poison already). Turns on the computer every morning and shuts it down before going home. Takes home what you bring to work.
Rating : 3 (Difficult, because the cockroach will notice that you are missing.)






Solution 3 : Brings no bag but started to bring a logbook and a pen. Leaves water tumbler, own stationary and mug around. Turns on the computer every morning and shuts it down before going home. Work place looks crowded. Brings home book and pen.
Rating : 5 (So-so. Cockroach living inside mug when cubicle owner not around.)






Solution 4 : Leaves jacket, water tumbler, stationary, files and and pens around. Turns on the computer every morning and occasionally forgets to shut it down before going home. Work place looks "busy".
Rating : 7 (Getting there. Mr. Cockroach now resides with Mrs. Cockroach in cube owner's jacket.)






Solution 5 : Leaves everything around inclusive leftovers boxex from last month's dinner. Computer is always on. Paperwork everywhere on the desk with bottle and mug no where to be seen. Heck, where is the damn mouse?
Rating : 9 (Effortless. Invisible man in the department. Mr. & Mrs. Cockroach together with their million grandchildren living in perfect harmony with cube owner.)





Bonus solution : Basically stays in office and mates with all the cockroaches. Boss wouldn't even notice because you could be in a bath or sleeping in meeting room(that's what you wants him to think. LOL).
Rating : Perfect 10 of 9(Usually applicable to programmers who are foreign to the working office country.)







Ok! Enough of jokes now. Get back to your cubicle and start work!
Ps. Your boss is reading this same piece behind you now!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Hotel 626 solution

For those who don't know what is happening here. Please go to the post here.

Yes I went through it over and over again just for you guys. This is definitely a spoiler as it will kill all the fun for you guys. If you are sure you want this press Ctrl+A

Go play on your own first la. Why so Gan Jeong(impatient) wo?

Oklo. You guys fuck me already say I potong stim(leave you guys hanging halfway). Okla here is the solution for the game. You guys and girls should really try it out before coming here for the answers. Tell liao more potong stim.

Ok. Let’s Start.

If some of you dumbfucks face this problem trying to play this while in office hours just to find it closed and not as I have told you guys that it's only open from 6pm to 6am or you are too ball less to get your IT help support then here's the solution:-

Go set your computer time backwards or forward la. If you don't know how to do this, it's time to stop using the computer and start staying in the jungle. Some company may not give you the admin rights to change it so just too bad for you guys. I am not responsible if you get caught playing games while in office hours. Oh one more thing. Don’t forget to set your clock back after you are done. Don't blame me if you go home 1 hour later or worse still several hours late because your clock shows it's just 4 when it's 8 outside.

Ok fill in all your particulars and it's a good time to get a web cam if you don't have one. For goodness sake its only around 50 bucks for one ok? If you can afford to have kfc and sit in front of a computer you can afford it ok?

Welcome to Hotel 626.

Level One (denoted by 1 slash downwards) - "ONLY BY CONFRONTING YOUR DARKEST FEARS CAN YOU FIND THE LIGHT"

There is nothing you can do in this level but just watch

Level Two (
denoted by 2 slashes downwards) - "ONE IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS"

You start moving down a hallway with a lot of doors around

Solution : Look on the right side and till you run towards the end. Click rapidly on the door with the red exit sound next to it.

Dead End : Else you can always wait to see what happens to you if you don't do as I say or believe the solution I gave you.

Level Three (
denoted by 3 slashes downwards) - "SHE LIVES IN DARKNESS. SHOW HER THE LIGHT"

It's an easy level out. Some or should I say most are stuck here. Read the title of this level again. What should you do? It says show her the light la. Not put your laptop under the sun that it's so bloody bright that you can't differentiate the dark pixels from one another. This is one bloody reason I ask you guys to play in the dark. See still don't want to listen to me?

Solution : There will be a shadow walking around at the background, and yes, you have to be the mythbusters and capture the picture to prove the existence of supernatural powers. Oh for goodness sake start snapping already, will ya? Just try to chase around and snap if it's inside the frame.

Dead End : Try snapping all your shots on the empty wall and see what happens. It's an interesting experiment. Just like mythbusters experimenting around and blow their effking face off.

Level Four (
denoted by 4 slashes downwards) - "JUST IN TIME"

You need to be quick in this one. It's something like level 2 but this time you are walking down a triangle building stairwell.

Solution : Do nothing and wait for the surprise la. What else?

Dead End : Click on the last door when you see dark shadows approaching you. See?Still want to trust me or not? Hahahaha! don't angry la. Giving you the solution already. What more can you ask for?

Level Five (
denoted by 4 slashes downwards and a dash across) - "SING ME A LULLABY"

This is an interesting level. You see a kid sleeping. If it's real, I would just cuddle the child and put my fingers in her mouth and see what happens but that isn't gonna happen right? Forget it then.

Solution : Move your mouse around to make the music play. You will notice you go slow it will enter the red region. Then faster a little, it will enter the white region. The best is to have it above that white region so you can end the game faster. Correct or not? It did end faster right? I never lie to you ma. Hahaha.

Dead End: Go slow la. You know babies like listening to slow music then sleep right. Too much noise might wake her up. So go slow till you only fill 1 notch on the meter only.

There is also a bonus level where you need to escape from this room.

Solution : Do a break dance right on your way out. Trust me. It's quite amusing actually. Happy right? Okla. Tell you la. Keep the ball in the middle by moving your mouse. Balance things up.

Dead End : Don't do anything at all and enjoy the scene in the room. Reminds you of your old room right? Hahahaha!

Level Six (denotes by 1 bundle and 1 slash downwards) - "HELPLESS"

Like the title say, you are hopeless. Oops. Helpless I mean. That's why you are here isn't it? Just enjoy watching the clip.

Level Seven (
denotes by 1 bundle and 2 slashes downwards) - "HE KNOWS THE WAY"(to eat you up)

The most difficult level of the game actually. How to get out? Ask for the key from the mad man who is next to you la. No ah? Can't ask mea? I thought I did asked for the key from him? You never on your speakers is it? You should do. He communicates through telekinesis(talks right to your brain).

Solution : Remember all the red parts which you see. Count their numbers as you look at the walls. This is a random one. So I can't really give you the solution. Mine would be different than yours. Once you reach the door listen to what that falle tells you. In the sequence of pictures he tells you, enter the digits. Thats the pin code to get out of there. Mine was "Hands, Spiders, Horse" which translates to 9,8,4.

Dead End : Key in your mum's birthday number or even your girlfriend/boyfriend's whatever number(could be measurements of you know what la). You never know you might get lucky in that sense. Or you can also choose to play keypad musical piano. Each keypad gives a different sound. The challenge is to finish a classical. Could you?

Level Eight (
denotes by 1 bundle and 3 slashes downwards) - "FIND YOURSELF A WAY OUT"

Read the title again. Still don't know the way out? Find your own picture in the room la(that's if you allowed the use of web cam. No cam? Didn't I tell you to get a web cam? See la dont want to listen to old man speaking. Serve you right.

Solution : Click on your own ugly picture la. Must be quick. You can double click and drop the pictures. Click on the next row if you wanna get to the next row. There is a time limit here.

Dead End : Search for the most pretty girl(who might be naked) or the most handsome guy you ever seen. Stare and enjoy all the moment you have with the picture. Nice right? Where could you find all these pretty and handsome people around le?

Okla. You got no web cam but still want to play? Go find the one that stands out among the rest. No, Not talking about the ugliest or the prettiest sweet young thing you have ever seen. Find the one with the corridor. Click on it.

Level Nine (
denotes by 1 bundle and 4 slashes downwards) - "ANSWER AND YOU'LL HAVE THE ANSWERS"

Why didn't you answer the phone? No microphone? I said you should go get one right? Haih. You people will never listen.

Solution : Listen to what the guy tells you. Go to the opposite of what he asks you to go. Surely you will find your way to end the game faster. Be quick though. Fast or not? Now try again and follow the instructions la.

Dead End : Don't move your mouse. You will knock yourself on the wall. Bam and you end up with a bloody head and becomes a part of the community there.

Level Ten (Denotes 2 bundle) - "YOUR CHECK OUT TIME IS NOW"

It's a movie actually. Just sit through it and reward yourself that you completed the game.

Solution : You get into the your car. Start the engine. Look at the back mirror. Finds a pretty yound girl sitting at the back with one handsome bloke. You can only choose one to bring home ok?

Dead End : Choose the guy if you are a guy or choose the girl if you are a girl. You will enjoy it I promise.

If you still don't know how to complete this. Go get a rope. Tie to the fan. Hang yourself or leave a comment asking.

Hotel 626

Was playing this game right at the middle of the night. It's codenamed Hotel 626. Don't bother playing this in the office unless you work till after 6 as it is only open from 6pm to 6am everyday. For those who are itching and can’t wait to get in the Hotel can probably figure out how to easily work your way around the time issue or else get your company help desk or IT support for help.
Note:- I am not responsible if you get your ass fired by your boss while trying to get help from your helpdesk/IT support department.

For those who can wait and can withstand the itchiness. No, not talking about your sexual urge here. Talking about waiting to play the game. I do suggest that you guys(and gals too) to wait til late at night to try this. It's better if you stay in your office till late at night where company policy is to have lights off but leaves the air cond on(for the freezing effect) but once again I am not responsible if you shit pee in your pants(or skirt) and wet the company chair. The only advantage is you can always switch chairs. Too bad if you are the boss and/or your chair is one of a kind.

I would actually work in an environment similar to one where guys(I know a few particular some/most girl who does this too) who are staying with their parents try to watch porn late at night. Don't ask me for the number of those girls please. It's their privacy and don't ever ask me how I got to know about it. Sigh. You guys still need me to explain further and draw the picture out of the wall(stating the obvious) ar? Fine. Off the lights and have some privacy on your own with earphones on your ears. It would be best if you have a webcam together with you. Yeah just like one of your online cyber sessions minus all those dirty thoughts. Anyway what's up with you guys/gals thinking of it all the time anyway? Can't have a normal chat session like those who are studying overseas chatting with their parents?

The loading time might be a killer but trust me. It's worth it. There will be intense visuals and audio, so get yourself a good set of earphones. Yes. No point lowering the volume when you can't hear the moan right? So for best audio effects, use a speaker la. You wouldn't want your parents to wake up to all those moans screams right? Ok, so now you are all prepped for it, are you brave enough to start? If you’re brave enough, your room is waiting for you here: Hotel 626. I hope you enjoy your stay as much as I did.

Note:- You guys want the solution to this game? This is definitely a more than a spoiler. Continue at your own peril Here.
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